You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A school where discipline comes at the barrel end of a tazer. WTF? My dog ate my homework. ZZZZAAAPPP! I don’t have enough milk money. ZZZZAAAPPP! Your fauxhawk is against school grooming regulations. ZZZZAAAPPP! DATELINE: QUEENSLAND, Australia: According to the Brisbane Sunday Mail, Queensland teachers had a secret plan […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Boat rides in the middle of a gale force wind. It’s cold out there. Fall is upon us. Reminds me of a chilly trip to the windy city I took a few years ago. Imagine a cold dreary day full of wet rain and gusts of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My new coffee mug. It’s twice as big, twice as a capacious, with twice the get u and go. It’s a sun shiny face with a golden glow and polka dot sky. This new mug is a volley ball named Wilson to a desert island cast-a-way. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Caffeine Infused Underpants! Yes you read me correctly. Caffeine Infused Underpants. You people are buying this product thinking it will make you skinny. Yes, skinny. How stupid are you people? Can you imagine Starbucks selling thongs and cotton briefs dipped in coffee grounds, scented like your […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Prayer Penalty. Were you watching Monday Night Football? The game between the KC Chiefs and the New England Tom Brady’s was a blow out. The Patriots looked more like Victoria Secrets models and the Chiefs looked the 27 Yankees. Somewhere in this “I wish I had […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sleepless nights. I jerk awake. It’s 2:34 am. What the hell? Why am I awake. I went to bed at 11:30. I quickly do the math. 3 hours. 3 HOURS! GO BACK TO SLEEP! I can’t. The room is dark, the world outside quiet. It should […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The new Who Wants to be a Millionaire. When the show first started it was a smash hit. Lifelines and call a friend and educational Viagra all available for informational consumption. Americans have always loved game shows that challenge your intelligence. Why? That’s the $64,000 question. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Rubbing ointment on a friend. Those are five words that I never thought I would ever put in the same sentence. But there it is: RUBBING OINTMENT ON A FRIEND. So I’m in a popular restaurant with a buddy. It’s Tuesday which means two for Tuesday. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Racing high. Race car drivers need to be 100 percent, 100% of the time. They need to have a symbiotic relationship with their car that borders on adultery. Race Car drivers need to feel the hiccup from a butter fly’s wing to understand the delicate aerodynamic difference […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Rob Bironas case. So much of it just doesn’t add up. In case you haven’t been following the news out of Music City; Rob Bironas is a former Titan’s kicker. He was one of the best kickers with one of the strongest legs in NFL […]