You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
A school where discipline comes at the barrel end of a tazer.
WTF?
My dog ate my homework. ZZZZAAAPPP!
I don’t have enough milk money. ZZZZAAAPPP!
Your fauxhawk is against school grooming
regulations. ZZZZAAAPPP!
DATELINE: QUEENSLAND, Australia:
According to the Brisbane Sunday Mail, Queensland teachers had a secret plan that would have armed them with 50,000 volts of discipline.
According to the leaked documents, teachers were going to get some educational justice by wielding taser guns against unruly students.
Can you imagine a school where everyone is packing? What’s that pep rally going to be like.
Go! Fight. Shoot!
Parents called the taser plan; “ridiculous”.
I call the plan brilliant, a Dirty Harry approach to education.
This ain’t no little house on the prairie world we’re living in any more. A one room school house where every body brings the teacher an apple; those days went the way of the Polaroid.
The only thing kids now-a-days understand is dangling participles that might kick their ass. The youth of today doesn’t want reason, they want high velocity algebra that might just “Jack them up.”
So with the children’s best intentions at heart, I say bring on the school house taser. Put that electric force of justice right in the hands of principal bad ass.
Can you imagine this assembly message?
Principal Bad Ass: I know what you’re thinking kid. Did he fire six taser blasts or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful TASER in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Talk about putting the thrill back into readin riting rythmatic!
School leaders says the TASERS are a deterrent to help teachers cope with rising violence.
I does make you wonder what the hell is wrong with the world now-a-days. Why can’t we have a Little House on The Prairie existence instead of the Escape From New York the world has become.
It’s seems like now-a-days, school kids are wearing eye patches and jumping through walls of fire just to get to class.
After word of the taser plan went public, school officials said the idea was a joke.
That’s crazy and you know it is. This plan was going operational. It was a covert educational operation to take back the school house.
English class was going to be an illustration in sit up, shut up and learn something, OR ELSE WE’LL BLAST YOU.
Hey kid. I don’t like the way you’re eye ballin me with that sharpened number two pencil. ZAAAAP.
Teaching is the most important job on Earth. Sadly, not all the best candidates teach because they are afraid of children who have lost their Mutha F-IN minds!
Kids dressed like extras in a Michael Jackson video and they come to school to create chaos rather than learn the golden rule.
It ain’t little house on the Prairie any more. It’s a kill or be killed school house where teachers have to go armed to get their lesson plan across to the kids.
So Australia was thinking of Tasers. So what? Nuns have been using rulers for centuries to deliver knuckle whacking justice.
I say save the Taser spoil the student. Put the Zaaappppp back into learning. For the kid’s sake.
And that is crazy.