You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The soccer goal. It’s like a pitch back. A 6 foot long, 4 foot high net, pulled taught, ready for a soccer ball to bang against the target. I purchased this for my 15 year old son. I put it in the back yard, by the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The NFL It’s Back! Watch out all other sports. You are about to be rendered inert, as noticeable as Carbon dioxide in a wind tunnel. THE N.F.L. IS BACK. It’s the unadulterated king of American sports. It’s Elvis has entered the building. It’s Cinderella wearing 2 […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Old Man Fight Club. “It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.” It’s one of the classic movies of all time. Brad Pitt. Ed Norton. Two men battling as one alter ego. They are disgruntled men, bare fisted miscreants, fighting in parking […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The St. Patrick’s Day Parade has finally said OK to Gays and Lesbians. That’s right. Now you can fly your banner proudly as a gay man or woman as you strut down 5th avenue in the nation’s biggest St. Patrick’s Day parade. The announcement was made […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Going to the bathroom and seeing a nuclear glow from the urinal. The urinal lights up like the Crystal Ball in the Wizard of Oz. A glowing urinal is scary for a dude. Imagine what it’s like for a female who uses a urinal. Now that’s […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ My old high top sneakers. Quite simply, they are a disaster. I’ve had them so long, worn them so many times, they look like candidates for the wounded warrior project. The white leather is crumbling. The blue stripe on the side is so worn down, the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Rain on Labor Day. What is about rainy Labor Days. I would say it rains every Labor Day. Maybe it just feels like it rains every Labor Day. If Halloween is candy and rum, then Labor Day is darkness and foreboding dread. Even a sunny Labor […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The President and his tan suit. The President of the USA takes the lectern and talks to the planet bout Russia funding and arming Ukrainian Rebels and what does the internet vomit back? The president is wearing a tan suit. A tan suit? WTF? Who cares? It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ Fantasy football is crazy. A lot of things happened today. Few were as exciting as the news from my commissioner that I was picking 2nd in our fantasy leeg. The 2nd pick! Woo Hoo! With the announcement that I have the 2nd pick in my league […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A slow news day. It’s everything you think it is. It’s watching paint dry. It’s watching butter melt on warm toast. It’s a slow motion dance with a yawn. I had a slow news day today. It’s not the sexy news I often tell you about. […]