You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Protesters walking through the city, threatening to shut down the interstate, again. It’s 8:30 on a Friday night and a group of 75 protesters is marching across Nashville. It was an orchestrated event. The police were prepared. The protesters were organized. The media was informed. But […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Hearing from a ghost. It’s a whistle in your soul. It sounds like the wind rushing down the chimney flue. It brings back memories of times you thought were forever gone. When the ghost calls, you are transported mentally to another plane, another dimension. His words […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A motorist telling a cop there’s a dead baby in the trunk and the cop not checking. Can you imagine. “There’s a dead baby in the trunk, officer.” “A dead baby? Oh well, then. Please drive on and have a nice day.” “No ticket, officer?” “Of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Less is More. Or is it? Remember when Less was less and More was More. Those were the days. By the transitive properties of philosophical rationalization, Less should mean Less. If I put LESS Ex-Lax in my buddy’s Frosted Flakes, chances are he spends less time on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The end of Fantasy Football. It’s sad, like breaking up a relationship that had so much promise. When fantasy football ends, watching games loses some of their intensity. A garbage TD with no time on the clock doesn’t mean as much when you don’t have some […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Men and Women. Women and Men. It’s a boiling pot of DNA. It’s a misunderstood dynamic as old as time. Men and women – it’s enigmatic like the Lockness Monster. Women and men – It’s a black hole in a quasar in alpha centuri. Women are […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A failed flu vaccine. You mean this flu serum that has been incubating in my body for months is no good? Huh? What a medical slap in the face. I trusted you sons of guns. I hate needles way more than I hate the flu. I’d […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The cold weather. Many people have been bitching about how cold it is. I get it, it’s not Tahiti. I’m dreaming of palm trees just like the next guy. But I also know what cold is. And this sir, is not cold. You know what cold […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ December’s rush to the holidays. Xmas is 23 days away. Hanukkah, sooner than that. Here we go. Can you feel it? Tick Tock. The calendar pages are turning like a tornado blowing through a paper factory. December is a nitro burning funny car with tinsel and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Dog TV. Yes, you heard me right. Dog TV. It is a TV network for dogs and the people who love dogs. What is Dog TV? According to the web site: It’s the first TV channel for dogs. Scientifically designed and created for dogs as viewers. […]