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You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Throwing acid in Santa Claus’ face.Wearing a Klan hood at a Jay Zee concert.Having sex with the Easter Bunny. This next report seems so insane, so insidious, I thought it was a sick joke. But then I saw it was published in the BOSTON HERALD, and […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!The lack of integrity and honor in the college coaching community. Coaches come and go like well paid snipers. Instead of hiding in clock towers with the cross hairs pinning down recruits, they hold court in packed press conferences, all spit and vinegar, talking about how excited […]

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You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Mark McGwire admitting he took steroids. Like that’s breaking news? The only citizens who didn’t realize Mark McGwire was a steroid junkie, are the same people who send money to telephone scammers claiming to have millions in Ghana. For the rest of us; all the clues […]

You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! USC football Czar Pete Carroll leaving La-La land for the Emerald City. Arguably the most successful college coach of the last decade, the USC dynamo is reportedly going to be the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks. Why would he walk away from USC? USC […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! New Year’s Eve in France. It’s more than crazy, it’s incindiary. How do the French usher in the new year, you ask? Champagne? nope! Sex? hardly! French Kissing? Possibly! Car Arsons? WHY OF COURSE, WE ARE FRENCH, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? I don’t typically picture the […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A heroin handbook for dummies. DATELINE: New York City. The greatest city in the world! Only in the city that never sleeps, the city that’s A-number-one, the top-of-the-heap, would you find a glossy brochure that literally shows you how to inject drugs and even care for […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Learning after four decades of imbibing that beer is good for you. Thank the lord and pass the nuts. Benjamin Franklin said it best: “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” You said it Benny Boy. You said it! […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A man who has now been divorced 11 times. 11 times! The goal for most of us is Zero times. How do you get divorced 11 times? It is unfathomable. Who gets married 11 times only to get divorced 11 times? It’s not a roller coaster […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The restrictions that airline passengers are having to deal with now-a-days. The Christmas-day underwear terrorism incident has put the bad taste of September 11th anxiety back in our mouths. Because one nut job tries to blow up one plane out of millions of planes that have […]