You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The preoccupation with Tiger Woods. Did he check into a sex rehab clinic? Was his wife with him? When will he return to golf? Who cares! Don’t you have enough trouble in your own life? Did you pay your power bill yet? Is Tiger going to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! How little money there is in small town government for animal control. They say dog is man’s best friend. You wouldn’t say that if you toured your local shelter today.I dare you, give it a try. The minute you pass through the door, the sound yelps […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Teenage girls! The way they talk. The way they walk. The way they roll their eyes with utter contempt. The make up, the slinky shirts, the tight jeans. What the hell is going on? Where’d my little girl go? Where’s the baby doll in the tutu […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Punxsutawney Phil’s preposterous predictions. That’s crazy. DATELINE; Punxsutawney, PA. BREAKING NEWS: urinating rodent faces throng of drunk well wishers and sees shadow, yet again. Crowd turns ugly and assuages anger by eating raw ground hog meat. In case you’ve been living in your own personal Ground […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A billboard sized sex-ad that not only shocks, but infuriates residents in a sleepy Texas suburb. The audacity of these companies that think they can simply force issues, visuals, and salacious concepts into my face without so much of a “how-do-you-do” DATELINE LANCASTER, Texas The billboard sized pickle […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The ludicrous array of invasive and non-sensical laws that rain down upon us in this so called civilized society. No right on Red. No talking on your cell phone. No chain saw juggling while driving in the HOV lane. It’s like flushing too much toilet paper […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Using the words PORK and VIAGRA in the same sentence during a presidential press conference. Equate pork to Viagra in cell block C? You don’t even raise an eye brow. Discuss the lasting powers of pork over Viagra while sitting on a heating grate in Cincinnati? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Peeing on your plants to make your garden grow. Apparently our British Brothers across the pond have taken to urinating on their crops. Why? For a number of reasons including increased crop production. I’ve heard of coffee as a natural fertilizer. I’ve heard human hair can […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A man arrested at a strip club for trying to see naked women? Huh? Isn’t this what strip clubs are for? According to Seattle Police; a 27 year old idiot was arrested for climbing into a ceiling area above the dancer’s dressing room. What is this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! How stupid humans have become! DATELINE: LONDON SURVEY: 26% of British teenagers believe that bacon comes from sheep. Yum! Sheep-bacon? It also makes a fine sweater that tastes great with mint jelly. You know why a 1/4 of teenagers in England believe bacon comes from sheep? […]