You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Tattoos. What’s up with all the freakin tattoos, people! Everyone I know is sporting a tat. America has become a gigantic skin canvas. We are uglier than one of Tommy Lee’s forearms. Is it a FACEBOOK thing? Is it a redbull and vodka thing? Is it sponsored […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A guy with two trumpets in his mouth. 2 trumpets, no kidding. I saw this recently at a little bar b que joint in Franklin, Tennessee, a suburb of Music City USA. The trumpet player was as bald as uncle fester and pushing 50. But he […]
You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How few things my 11-year-old son will actually eat. “What did you eat for dinner?” I will ask all ready knowing the answer. “A bagel,” he will say, his eyes scanning his feet. “A bagel?” I will scowl. “Is that it? A bagel?” “That’s all I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Ash Art. that’s crazy. DATELINE: NETHERLANDS A Dutch artist is using the ashes of dead people to create weird household objects. Yeah you heard right. The guy pours the donated remains of Uncle Harry and Aunt Libby into a device that solidifies the ash into manufacturing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sitting home on a Saturday night, eating chocolate ice cream and watching a summer time repeat of Rookie Blue. That’s as lame as a bald guy comb over! What the hell has happened to my life? Back in the day, Saturday night was the night. As […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! life is crazy. Is it me or is life a merry-go-round set to projectile vomit? Lately life is a sledge hammer smashing toes and sticking cayenne pepper up my nose. Lately life is a ball of stress wrapped in razor wire. It’s electricity hooked up to your […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How big the ESPY’s on ESPN has become. What are the ESPY’s? They are the Grammys for sports. They are the Golden Globes with a jock strap. The ESPY’s have evolved into a celebration of great athletes, great teams, great moments in sports. This year […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Our fascination with boobs and low cut dresses. Boobs sell Vodka and boobs sell car insurance. Boobs are the universal elixir for life. They don’t need translation, they don’t need an introduction. Beautiful boobs are just exquisite. Some would argue bigger is better. Some say perky and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The coroner’s report for Nichola Paginton. Who is Nichola Paginton? You haven’t heard the sorted tale of the British Nanny who literally died from sex? Well as they said on Gilligan’s Island: Sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip: […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! This story relayed to me by an acquaintance about what he had to endure at a rock show. As he was recounting this terrible tale, I couldn’t help but think he was the Titanic and his marriage an ice berg in the North Atlantic. Somewhere in […]