You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy!™ A hot dog that costs you $69. I didn’t say 69-hot dogs for $69.00. I didn’t say an actual four legged dog that is hot for $69.00. I said a freaking sack of third class meat shoved in a sheath and sold as if it’s meat-gold. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™ Lindsay Lohan is CRAZY. But we’re all crazy too. You know why? Because of the way we celebrate celebrity. Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity, though I’m not sure why. Some people act like she’s better than the rest of us, though I don’t know why. But Lindsay Lohan […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Paying your hard earned money for a rock concert and the band bails after 3 songs. DATELINE: ST. LOUIS Published reports indicate Grammy winning U.S. rock band Kings of Leon cut short a recent concert in St. Louis. Why did this Nashville base group call it quits? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! INCEPTION The movie is a rocket sled of film making that blasts you forward through a provocative story in an innovative cinematic landscape. The movie is written and directed by Christopher Nolan, who directed Bat Man The Dark Knight. The director’s dreams ended up on paper, so that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Tattoos. What’s up with all the freakin tattoos, people! Everyone I know is sporting a tat. America has become a gigantic skin canvas. We are uglier than one of Tommy Lee’s forearms. Is it a FACEBOOK thing? Is it a redbull and vodka thing? Is it sponsored […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A guy with two trumpets in his mouth. 2 trumpets, no kidding. I saw this recently at a little bar b que joint in Franklin, Tennessee, a suburb of Music City USA. The trumpet player was as bald as uncle fester and pushing 50. But he […]
You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How few things my 11-year-old son will actually eat. “What did you eat for dinner?” I will ask all ready knowing the answer. “A bagel,” he will say, his eyes scanning his feet. “A bagel?” I will scowl. “Is that it? A bagel?” “That’s all I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Ash Art. that’s crazy. DATELINE: NETHERLANDS A Dutch artist is using the ashes of dead people to create weird household objects. Yeah you heard right. The guy pours the donated remains of Uncle Harry and Aunt Libby into a device that solidifies the ash into manufacturing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sitting home on a Saturday night, eating chocolate ice cream and watching a summer time repeat of Rookie Blue. That’s as lame as a bald guy comb over! What the hell has happened to my life? Back in the day, Saturday night was the night. As […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! life is crazy. Is it me or is life a merry-go-round set to projectile vomit? Lately life is a sledge hammer smashing toes and sticking cayenne pepper up my nose. Lately life is a ball of stress wrapped in razor wire. It’s electricity hooked up to your […]