You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Appearances and stigmas. Like, if you wear Cardinal and Gold you must suck. If you wear these colors you are the enemy, you must be of the wrong religious persuasion and from the wrong socio-economic side of the track. Conversely, if you wear blue and green you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Boat rides in the middle of a gale force wind. Imagine a cold dreary day full of wet rain and gusts of frost bite. Now imagine this painful experience on the top of a tour boat going 15 miles an hour along the Chicago River. This is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Naming your baby. It’s only forever right?Parents have 9 months to figure out a name for baby boy or baby girl, so why do so many parents regret the names they chose for their child years later?How many parents regret the choice they made? ABC news says […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A new report that says hot chicks don’t mind chubby dudes as long as their wallet is fat. Who paid for this stupid study? and you all know how much I hate stupid studies. And this one is pretty damn stupid. Fat dudes with “bank” have long […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Getting old. My brain is young, my body — sometimes — not so much.The signs of time passing are all around. The sun setting earlier in the afternoon sky. The leaves covering the sidewalk in front of the house. An extra shiver in the morning waiting for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Truth in advertising. I understand putting the Geritol flyer in the mailbox of the geriatric ward.That’s direct marketing. It makes sense putting the hair product brochure in the sorority mail bin.Sell to your audience, right. Advertise to someone who will most benefit by the product your selling. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The Chinese Smiley Face. The country that brought you government run newspapers, and Tienanmen Square, Now also brings you the smiley face seal of approval.Yes, according to published reports, which are always questionable from the Red Giant, China plans to introduce a new grading system for its […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Harold Freaking Camping.He is so beyond senile, he’s howl at the moon nuts. He’s put him in a white coat and throw him in a padded cell delirious.I think it’s time for this wrinkled old dinosaur to quit predicting death and just shut the hell up. This […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Uninsured drivers. Driving in America today is like throwing dice on a craps table. “Yo Eleven. Daddy needs a new spare tire.” But instead of chips you are gambling your life, or the very least the cost of your car. How many of us would play […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A courthouse brawl. Well almost….. DATELINE: NASHVILLE, Tennessee. Here’s a story from the WTF file. I’m in the Nashville courthouse. The place is full of scuzz buckets and criminals and average working stiffs. Nobody is happy to be there. Not the guards, not the traffic school […]