You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Gay Penguins. I’m not talking Sigfried and Roy gay. I don’t know if these penguins made white tigers jump through hoops of fire. I’m not sure they ever sang “Candle in the Wind”. I don’t know if they like Barbara Streisand or Broadway dinner theater. But […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Artwork mistaken for garbage. Or Garbage mistaken for artwork. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you better hope that the beholder doesn’t have a mop. Because if you have art or garbage then there might be a problem. DATELINE: DORTMUND, Germany. According to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Game of the Century. LSU vs Alabama. The game itself is the center of the sports universe. WHY NOT? #1 versus #2. The Bayou Tigers vs. The Crimson Tide. I’m interested in the game, but on this morning, I find myself more interested in the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Fleeing from the police. Fleeing from the police, drunk. Fleeing from the police, drunk, and driving naked. Cops chase suspects all the time, but it’s seldom that the drivers are naked as a Jay Bird. This driver was a Jay Bird with attitude. Long time officers […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Kim Kardashian. 2 words that give weddings a bad name. Kim Kardashian is to weddings what toasters are to bathtubs. How can you trust this bag of flesh? What would I pay to see? How bout a bunch of Irish goons using her perfume for urinal […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.The World Series.Cardinals VS Rangers.Missouri Vs. Texas 10 World Series Championships Vs. ZERO.The Rangers were the best team, or so it seemed. And that is why they play the games.The World Series might have been the best ever, who knows. Why not?Albert Pujols had arguably the greatest […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Trick or treaters in this new millennium. Most of the kids who have come to my door just stand there like frogs on a hallucinogenic lilly pad. I hear the door bell ring, I open the door and they glaze over like a donut on the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. 7 BILLION PEOPLE. Like insects swarming through a global ant farm, humans are gorging this planet. 7 Billion life forces, all consuming and excreting like a bio toxin with a bad attitude and propensity to throw their gum wrappers on the sidewalk. Are we a virus […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Mad Max. And boy is Max Mad. He won’t say he’s sorry because he isn’t sorry. What’s he not sorry about? He’s not sorry about how he danced on Dancing with the Stars. The whole thing’s as masculine as a pink thong, but apparently Max or […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A house that is skate-boardable. “skateboardable” That shouldn’t even be a word. It’s a word like Yabba Dabba Doo as a mating call. It’s like “scrum-dilly-icious” as a slogan for 100 proof wiskey. But when you see these pictures, I don’t know what else you call a […]