You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The iphone 5. Don’t’ get me wrong I really like the iphone. It does everything but act as a luffa in the shower… But the way they are promoting it makes me feel like a sailor on Liberty in Vietnam. I wonder if I am getting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The feud. The Hatfields? The McCoys? Russia Vs USA? Shanon Sharp Vs. the English language? Nope. Madonna and Lady Ga Ga.It’s not exactly the Axis of Evil versus democracy, but watch GMA on a Saturday morning and it is the biggest news they can muster. “is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The nude photos of the future queen of England.First she was topless. Now she is buck ass naked. What a Royal Pain in the Ars.Morning news shows said riveting things like “revealing” and “welcome to your new life”Being the queen can be a bitch. Getting your […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™My carpet.It’s apparently arroused at all hours of the day. My living room is pitching a small pup tent by the sofa. My bedroom looks like the sahara desert with sand dunes popping up in various locations. It’s like my carpet has exema. Why? Who knows? To […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Twitter. All I hear about is so and so tweeted this and so and so tweeted that! This celebrity has 9 million followers. Yipee Kay Aye Mother F***er! Twitter and the media make you think that Twitter invented freedom of speech in a new millenium age. You can […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Replacement Refs. After the Monday Night Football game that ended so controversially, many fans are now saying enough is enough. You would think the replacements are top level guys right? You’d think these replacements are like minor league baseball umpires from triple A or something right? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Jumping in a tiger cage. On purpose. You gotta be coo coo for coca nuts. Why not just shave your back with glass or put your junk in a blender?The GMA anchors called it a gruesome attack at the bronx Zoo. Attack? It was really an act […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Breaking Amish. It’s the classic fish out of water tale. Amish dolts from the farm suddenly staring up at sky scrapers. It’s Farm boys and girls wearing long dresses and big hats hailing taxis instead of tractors. The Mennonites are wearing classic garb from the old […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A plus sized Lady Ga Ga. Ga Ga Ga Voom!The queen of androgyny and egg cracking shock value showed up on stage in Amsterdam looking like a white girl version of Shamu. Damn Ga Ga where did your figure Go Go? What the hell you shoving down that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Week to week in the NFL.It’s unpredictable and random like spilling confetti in a wind tunnel. There is absolutely no consistency. 20 teams are 1-1 after two weeks. One win. One loss. 20 teams. It’s an NFL record. Case in point: The Cowboys beat the Giants in […]