You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
A plus sized Lady Ga Ga.
Ga Ga Ga Voom!
The queen of androgyny and egg cracking shock value showed up on stage in Amsterdam looking like a white girl version of Shamu.
Damn Ga Ga where did your figure Go Go?
What the hell you shoving down that pie hole girl?
“I want your love I want your disease,” she sings.
I think you really want a pizza with everything on it.
“I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds,” Gaga told radio host Elvis Duran. “I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly.”
The “Born This Way” singer blamed the 25 extra pounds on pasta.
I”m an Italian Girl the jiggling super star said through 3 extra three chins.
Hey little Monsters, anyone got a stick of salami I could suck on?
Ga Ga sings about being caught in a “bad romance”. Apparently she was really caught in is her dad’s Italian restaurant where she reportedly eats high caloric food like a starving wolf.
“My father opened a restaurant. It’s so amazing . . . it’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there,” she said. “So my dad wants me to eat at the restaurant, and I’m, like, I’ve got to go where I can drink green juice.”
Show some self control Ga Ga. Push away the extra dish of Lasagna and get on your spin bike.
Lose some weight, wear your thong, and climb out of an egg.
Do what you do, Ga Ga.
And that is crazy.™