You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Replacement Refs.
After the Monday Night Football game that ended so controversially, many fans are now saying enough is enough.
You would think the replacements are top level guys right? You’d think these replacements are like minor league baseball umpires from triple A or something right?
Obviously, in the biggest sport in the world, the NFL, they are from some super conference of the highest expectations like the SEC or the PAC 12, right?
WRONG.
Some of these guys are from high school or Junior College. Some of these guys are from freak show BS like lingerie leagues.
High School football? That’s like putting old batteries in your new iphone 5. What the hell for?
The Refs are striking over compensation issues. I don’t care what they are. Pay them.
How many bad calls will these pizza delivery boy officials make?
The sky is the limit.
It turns out that some NFL replacement refs aren’t even good enough to keep their jobs in the Lingerie Football League.
How hard can that be? We want these buxom beauties wearing crop tops and athletic thongs to hold and grapple. Neutral Zone violations are encouraged. How do you F that up?
Really? A multi billion dollar business is hiring cast-a-ways who can’t cut it in a spectacle, bar room, wet t shirt contest league at best?
What’s next NFL?
Where will you get your next refs from?
The guy who catches carp at the Seattle fish market? Is he qualified? he Certainly knows how to catch stinky slippery fish in news paper. I’m not sure how this translates to an off sides call, but hey….
How about the uncomfortable guy who hands you a wet nap in the bathroom after you tinkle at the high end night club? Is he qualified? He certainly understands good hand washing importance.
How about the guy who plugs flat tires at the discount tire place? Is he qualified to ref an NFL game? I don’t see why not. If a guy can’t make in the Lingerie Football League, what’s the sense.
ESPN says the terrible call heard around the world has prompted both sides to sit down, shut up, and come to terms.
If all goes well, real refs could be back on the field by this weekend.
That’s great news for fans and players who like their refs to be mostly invisible and totally correct at the end of the game.
The NFL is a billion dollar business. To let Lingerie rejects on the field is like letting drunk driving suspects work sobriety check points.
And this just in. The commissioner apparently read my scathing report.
the deal is done. They’re back.
See ya later Pizza Delivery guys.
It’s just crazy.™