You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Jumping in a tiger cage. On purpose.
You gotta be coo coo for coca nuts.
Why not just shave your back with glass or put your junk in a blender?
The GMA anchors called it a gruesome attack at the bronx Zoo.
Attack? It was really an act of stupidity.
Brutal attack is when honey bees chase you into a river. Stupid is when you deliberately put your arm in a pit bull’s mouth to see if he’s ticklish.
DATELINE: BRONX, New York. It’s here that a 25 year old man jumps into a tiger cage.
Why?
It kind of boggles the mind. The man jumped 17 feet out of a moving zoo mono rail. He broke bones and punctured a lung from the fall.
Hey numb nuts, you wanna jump from something in Brooklyn, there’s a little something called the Brooklyn Bridge.
The guy was resilent, broken bones and all, he was still able to jump two electrified fences.
That’s when a 400 pound tiger said Hello numb nuts.
Emergency workers got there quick, if you consider 15 minutes being mauled by a tiger, quick.
The idiot survived.
Only because the tiger didn’t want to kill him. Perhaps stupid tastes bad like day old pop corn.
The rescue workers used fire hoses to back the tiger down, while pulling the man to safety. They should have given the tiger a blue ribbon and hosed the man into the sewer.
A former classmate said the idiot had been acting strange lately, making wierd posts on Facebook.
You think so?
The man survived. Now he needs to have his head examined.
Deliberately jumping into a tiger cage. Next time do it the try and true way; jump from the bridge.
That’s crazy.™