You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The images being broadcast non stop from the East Coast. It’s liquid Armageddon. It’s hurricane Katrina without the creole. It’s fire and tears and soggy looks of fear. I’m stunned as I inhale ghastly footage of a fire fighter carrying an infirmed woman to a boat. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The change of season. Hurricane Sandy is pounding the East Coast. Manhattan is flooding. Atlantic City NJ is overwhelemed. Tunnels look like funnels. Subway stations are like salt water fish bowls. People on roof tops, NYC’s lower Battery dark. The East Coast is getting punched in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The story I just read about a couple having sex on a table. Was the restaurant closed? No. Was this a private party? No. This was the dinner rush. Families were all around. But when you gotta get your groove on, Bam. The Orlando couple reportedly climbed […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ People are crazy. People are arbitrary and erratic and unpredictable. People sometimes piss me off Crazy People comes with the territory but it always is shocking like a punch to the nose. I am in a restaurant the other night and I’m talking to a waitress I know. I am standing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ James Bond is crazy. James F-in Bond. Shaken not stirred, James Bond. Cool like the other side of the pillow James Bond. Pussy Galore in all her glory James Bond. 50 freakin years of 007. 50 years! That is unprecedented. According to abc news; James Bond […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Getting laughed off the street at a triple homicide. I showed up today at a triple murder, by myself, by my lonesome, just me myself and I. In the industry of fools we call this maneuver a one man band. That means you are the reporter, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Nashville – the TV show. It’s numbers through two weeks have been staggering here in Nashville. We’re talking Shenia Twain takes her top off in public eye popping staggering! The question is, will this country show last around the country? Does the show have enough Honk in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The crazy girl dancing like she was at a Grateful Dead show. Blond hair whipping, eyes staring into nothing. She twirled around and around, clumsily, stumbling like the floor was a six inch balance beam and the Olympic judges were watching. The dance floor absorbed her […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The new iphone. It was touted as the second coming of Christ, only thinner and faster and with downloadable aps. But somewhere along the way to telecommunicative Mecca, the Angry Birds got plucked. People started bitching about stuff like the apple map. Suddenly iphone users got pissed […]
1. ANGRY: Male cheer leading. Now I get it. WHINEY : I love soaring high above the crowd riding on the hands of strong men, rooting on my football teamANGRY: Man the view from down here is spectacular. WHINEY :Yeah team. go fight win. score a home run.ANGRY: Excuse me while I rub one out. […]