1. ANGRY: Male cheer leading. Now I get it.
WHINEY : I love soaring high above the crowd riding on the hands of strong men, rooting on my football
team
ANGRY: Man the view from down here is spectacular.
WHINEY :Yeah team. go fight win. score a home run.
ANGRY: Excuse me while I rub one out.
2. ANGRY: What do a billion chinese people think while watching ESPN’s Game Day
WHINEY: Why is Lee Corso fornicating with a chicken?
ANGRY: It’s a game cock
WHINE: I don’t want to hear your potty mouth anymore.
3. WHINEY: Mitt Romeny is so handsome. He’s sexy like a geriatric Brad Pitt.
ANGRY: You just like men with money.
WHINEY : I like Mitt. He’s like a pastrami sandwich hold the mayo.
ANGRY: I’m voting for Ross Perot. An angry parrot.
4. ANGRY: “I GET BONE.”
That’s funny. I just blew plasma out my skull holes thinking that one up.
“SKULL HOLES”
Just saying that gives me Bone.
I’m Shakespearian.
WHINEY: You are the Abbot and Costello of exoskeletons.
5. WHINEY: I just watched A FIAT commercial where cars plunge into ocean. There were Small graphics on the screen warning viewers not to try this at home.
ANGRY: Is America that dumb?
WHINEY I’m that dumb.
ANGRY: you deserve to drive a fiat off a cliff
6. WHINEY: I am shopping for bras and panties at Victoria Secrets. problem is i have no boobs and no pelvic region
ANGRY: I like a woman with no pelvic region. it gives me Bone.
WHINEY :Why do you always say that
ANGRY Say what?
WHINEY: Gives you bone. that is disgusting.
ANGRY: i’m an all American Skeleton baby.
7. WHINEY: news flash: cows are now eating candy instead of grain?
ANGRY: Who cares.
WHINEY: Candy is cheaper than grain.
ANGRY: Will cases of bovine dental decay skyrocket? Just asking.
WHINEY Stop saying that
ANGRY GOOD BONE GOOD BONE GOOD BONE