You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
James Bond is crazy.
James F-in Bond.
Shaken not stirred, James Bond.
Cool like the other side of the pillow James Bond.
Pussy Galore in all her glory James Bond.
50 freakin years of 007.
50 years! That is unprecedented.
According to abc news; James Bond is the longest movie franchise in history. It has grossed 5 billion dollars in ticket sales.
The secret?
First of all, James Bond is cool. He takes us on non stop action adventures around the globe. He has hot women, great suits, cool cars.
What’s not to like.
The Brocholi family, the producers, own half the franchise and they over see every nuance of every film. Home cooking!
Sky Fall is the 23rd installment.
Producer Barbara Brocholi has simple advice. “don’t let others screw it up. we are control freaks still excited by James Bond.”
Daniel Craig is the latest Bond. He is the 6th man in 50 years to play this dashing English spy.
Sean Connery was the first Bond, the man many say was the best Bond.
In between there was Roger Moore and Tim Dalton and Pierce Brosnin and that one guy who played the role once and was not very good. What was his name? Laser Beam or something.
According to 60 minutes, the Brocholi family’s secret is a ruthless dedication to gun play, hot women, exciting locals and visits with Q and his high tech gadgets.
Sky Fall is hitting theaters soon.
I’m a fan. Always have been.
Shaken. Not stirred.
And that is crazy.™