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Lance is a Dunce

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How the mighty have fallen You thought Felix Baumgartner was the poster child for the all time Free fall? Nope, may I introduce you to Lance Armstrong Armstrong; once the king of the bike, once the athletic wonder of the French Alps Once the Live Strong […]

hope

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Hope. I think it’s what keeps people going. When times are tough, hope allows us to weather the storm, to hunker down, to push forward to that better place. Hope is a lottery ticket in your back pocket. No you are not going to win. But […]

high altitude cool

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Doing something that has never been done before in the history of the world. What Felix Baumgartner did Sunday was rivoting. It was the equivalent of being the first man to step on the moon or Columbus sailing around the world in a ship no bigger […]

the bench

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Watching a sporting event where you child doesn’t play. I am sitting on the sideline Saturday afternoon. My kid is wearing his uniform. He appears ready to play. But when the rest of the team breaks the huddle and takes the field, he goes back to […]

battle lines drawn

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Titans vs Steelers in one venue – Biden vs Ryan in another. Who won? Who lost? It was competition at its finest, mano a mano. I was in a sports bar for the first half of the night and the game was on. The action was back and […]

Electrical Illusion

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. David Blaine. Is he a maginican? A daredevil? An illusionist? A con man? A dreamer of dreams? A false prophet? I don’t know, but I am intrigued by his latest assault on Con Edison. The infamous entertainer known for hanging upside down for 2 days or […]

wax on wax off

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Learning from your children. Between bites of a chicken parmigiana sandwich, my 20 year old began telling me how my new idea didn’t work. He told me that it wasn’t funny and in some ways blatantly disjointed. He told me that 18-35 year olds want funny […]

changing seasons

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The changing of the seasons. It was 80 degrees on Friday. Saturday night it was in the 50’s. 30 degrees? That’s like a roller coaster of frozen death. It’s like Mother Nature’s cold heartless soul. Temperatures plunging 30 horrifying degrees? You can have it. Talk about shrinkage. From […]

ice junk

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Freezing your man junk off. DATELINE: LOUISVILLE, Ky. It’s here that an Army vet is suing for $10 million after his penis was partially amputated. Yikes. I’d sue the doctor for his penis. I’d sue the nurse for her penis too. The suit alleges that a […]

ideas for slogans For Vanderbilt: Commodore Crazy Captn Crazy Life’s crazy. Deal with it. Crazy? We don’t need no stinkin Crazy Crazy is in the ye of the beholder Young and Dumb and full of Crazy So crazy it hurts debilitatingly fiendish delightfully demented cracked open like butter scotch soup concussions are just a state […]