You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The iphone 5. Don’t’ get me wrong I really like the iphone. It does everything but act as a luffa in the shower… But the way they are promoting it makes me feel like a sailor on Liberty in Vietnam. I wonder if I am getting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The feud. The Hatfields? The McCoys? Russia Vs USA? Shanon Sharp Vs. the English language? Nope. Madonna and Lady Ga Ga.It’s not exactly the Axis of Evil versus democracy, but watch GMA on a Saturday morning and it is the biggest news they can muster. “is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The nude photos of the future queen of England.First she was topless. Now she is buck ass naked. What a Royal Pain in the Ars.Morning news shows said riveting things like “revealing” and “welcome to your new life”Being the queen can be a bitch. Getting your […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™My carpet.It’s apparently arroused at all hours of the day. My living room is pitching a small pup tent by the sofa. My bedroom looks like the sahara desert with sand dunes popping up in various locations. It’s like my carpet has exema. Why? Who knows? To […]