You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Healthy French Fries. That’s an oxymoron like safe chain saw juggling. French Fries are as American as beer guts and beer nuts . Fries go with everything. Chili dogs and ham sandwiches. Filet Mignon and Caesar Salad. Pizza and Mac N Cheese and even spaghetti all go […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Twerking. I just heard this term for the first time. Excuse me? Twerking? It’s like Jerking and Working combined. But Working and Jerking what? Your ass! Yeah I said it. Your ass. Twerking is an ass shaking thing. You know how it looks when your washing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Night Shift. I’m a disoriented gerbil on nocturnal walking wheel. I’m an A.M. kind of guy in a P.M. kind of world. At least this week. I’m a first shift news gatherer carrying a 2nd shift basket all week long. It’s just the night shift […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Throwing away 40 million dollars. I feel like I flushed a dream down the tubes. It’s swirling around the drain, being sucked into a greased filled pit of oblivion. What I did was so careless, the Gods of fortuitous irony will strike me with a thunderbolt. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Insurance companies extorting money. Cash cranking. Check book prying. Financial malfeasance. Insurance company workers are modern day snake oil salesman. 100 500 200 they talk about rates and coverage like con men telling me what coverage i need, what’s normal, what i have to have. “Yes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sleeping in the Denver airport. After missing my connecting flight to Nashville, and being told there are no hotels in the Denver due to the 500 year flood, I am sitting in a row of black chairs weighing my options. I am frazzled and tired. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Flying the friendly skies. As we are making our descent into Denver, the captain comes on the intercom. “Well folks. Here’s the latest from the flight deck.” I strain to hear his words over the garbled speaker system mixing with jet engine roar. “I’m afraid the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Beach. At the end of the Earth, where the sand ends and the waves begin, there lies an aquatic boundary. So much beauty all condensed into one space. Sunshine and salt air and spectacular blue-green water. Waves and sea lions and surfers. The beach is like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The finality of it all. “At the end of the game, there’s only death.” Wow is that a downer! I said that to some one recently, as we discussed unfinished life moments. The person looked at me like I was crazy, presumptuous, perhaps arrogant. Maybe I’m […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jesus listening to my thoughts like a spy working for the NSA. I’m visiting my best friend’s mother in our home town. I’m in the living room of a woman who was like a 2nd mom. She is in her late 70’s. This woman is a […]