You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Tazing a 10 year old! That’s like hunting a baby seal with a bazooka. It’s crazy! Perhaps the location explains it. DATELINE — OZARK ARKANSAS Any time your city has the word OZARK in it, you know the water is tainted with STD’s and the air […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The incredible advancements in Medical Technology. Remember that 70’s tv show the six million dollar man. The opening montage shows Col. Steve Austin’s super-sonic test plane crashing. Then there is hospital beeping and super spy Harry Goldman watching pensively. Then the narrator says: Steve Austin. Astronaut. […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! A dad who speaks a pretend space language to his child. According to published reports, a man named d’Armond Speers spoke only Klingon to his child for the first three years of the child’s life. Klingon? For three years. You mean the Klingon from the neutral […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Mmmvelopes! That’s right, just when you thought “Snail-Mail” was dead, now it tastes like pork. A company is betting the farm on a fun product that puts the fun back into licking paper products. If you’re like me, and who isn’t, then you remember the old […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The owner of an NFL football team flipping the “middle finger” to fans. That’s the story sweeping the NFL as Bud Adams, owner of the Tennessee Titans, gyrated in his luxury box at LP Field and flipped off everyone within a six mile radius. Men, Women, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Motorists on the highways and bi-ways of this great nation of ours. On a recent trip to Memphis, Tennessee I encountered as much frustration as any driver can. I was so exasperated, I wanted to stick forks in my eye, but that would have required me to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Making Mickey Mouse Mean! Whose brilliant idea is that? Outside of the American Flag, is there a more universally recognized symbol in all the world. Coke? Microsoft? Nike? Mickey freaking Mouse is right up there, Jack! The Walt Disney Co. owns the Mickey Mouse Motif and […]
You Know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy An economy swirling down the toilet forcing thieves to steal anything, even stupid things, including chewing gum. Yep, you heard right. Apparently in this crappy ass economy, the bar has been dramatically lowered. Where thieves once stole jewelry and cash and stereo systems. Now, anything goes. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The reaction to the soccer girl fight on You Tube that is going viral like kinky sex in an alqaida training camp. The video shows a New Mexico soccer player named Elizabeth Lambert, punching a rival in the back. What should be noted is before Lambert […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Jose Canseco is crazy! Why is Jose Canseco crazy you ask? Because of what his life has deteriorated into. He’s a caricature of a baseball player. He should be in Marvel Comics. His comic book name; The Latin Nim Rod. He could get to crime scene long […]