You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 3 wheeled motorcycles. Please…. If you need a third wheel then you don’t need to be riding on the open road. If you are incapable of stradling a purring motor with your man parts holding two wheels on the pavement, then you need to check into […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Jeff Gordon purposely wrecking another driver. Jeff Gordon is the poster boy of NASCAR politeness. He’s sweetness and apple pie with a tailpipe. He’s so sweet, that until he got married and had a kid, rumors swirled that #24 was lighter than the air in his […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Another USC scandal. My God. 1st it was OJ Simpson killing people. Then it was Reggie Bush’s parents taking houses. Now it’s some pimply faced teenager deflating footballs on the sidelines. It’s like Grid Iron Gate or Air Pressure Gate. In case you missed it, and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Rumors that Diane Sawyer was drunk on election night. “Good evening America, I’ll have another.” Was she drunk? “a roundof shots for the entire news desk.” Who knows, maybe. “‘I’m Diane Sawyer and you are not.” Was she drunk? Perception is reality and the Twitter universe […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ College Football’s collision course. This past saturday showcased 4 teams undefeated in college football. Only 2 can play for the National Title. It’s November and it’s starting to lose traction like a bumper car on grease. The night is highlighted by Number 1 Bama versus number […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Election Night. OBAMA V ROMNEY Election night in the news business is like a natural disaster. It is one of those days that you just resign yourself to long hours in crowded campaign watching rooms. If you are lucky, you are with the winners. Everyone is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ News Options. After a hundred text messages to contacts. After 2 dozen calls to cops, friends and anyone who might have a clue. I find a story today that I think is a home run. Halloween day, a 74 year old man is attacked in his […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A missed post. Something happened this past Friday that hasn’t happened in 3-and-a-half years. I missed a post. Most of you probably didn’t even notice. Others of you who I know count on a quick read with your morning coffee might think I was abducted by […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Trick or treaters. How hard is it to say Trick or Treat? How hard is it to ring a doorbell? Do I live in a neighborhood driving the short bus? I have kids who bang on the glass door. They are like thirsty pirates slinging fifths […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The images being broadcast non stop from the East Coast. It’s liquid Armageddon. It’s hurricane Katrina without the creole. It’s fire and tears and soggy looks of fear. I’m stunned as I inhale ghastly footage of a fire fighter carrying an infirmed woman to a boat. […]