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Zero Dark Thirty

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Zero Dark Thirty. A very good movie. A powerful reminder of where we were and where we are. The movie begins with a dark screen. Movies usually open with explosions and poignant imagery. This film opens with a screen so dark, I wonder if the projector is […]

Drunk Cop

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Getting arrested in Music City. It’s a forgiving city and you really have to booze it to lose it. When they say you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here, they really mean it. That’s why a California cop is so stupid. Monday […]

the interview

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Manti Te’o’s sit down interview with ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap. It’s the 2nd biggest interview of the week, after Oprah and Lance Armstrong. What a tangled web we weave.  Lance is a punk. No debate there. But for the Notre Dame star, Manti, it’s a little different.  […]

Manti Armstrong

You know what’s crazy? Ill tell you what’s crazy.™ The Manti Armstrong soap opera. Today it was a battle of the T’eo fake girlfriend story versus the Lance Armstrong tells all to Oprah debacle. They are both off the chart crazy. Teo is bizzaro world crazy. It’s a run away rocket sled of gossip that […]

ducks getting quacked

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Chip Kelly leaving the Oregon Ducks and going to the NFL. Good riddance.     This humpty dumpty looking bastard has turned the Pac 12 into his own personal track meet. To say his team is fast is like saying the NRA likes bullets. How can […]

teenage angst

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 14 year old angst. You want some cereal? “I don’t know.” “How about a pop tart?” “I’m fine.” and so it goes. Like talking to an angry wolverine, I’m dealing with teenage hormones and a simmering stew of adolescence. It’s a pressure cooker of pimples and […]

swim meet

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   High School Swim meets.   Go into a sauna, put on a winter parka, and feel the beads of sweat exit your arm pits, and that’s high school swimming.  So I’m in the swim stadium to watch my daughter compete in the county swim meet. […]

lieing lance

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The audacity of the lie – the boldness of the falsehood – the abhorrent stench of the deception. I’m not talking about Richard Nixon or Bernie Madoff, I’m talking about Lance Armstrong. I never took Performance Enhancing Drugs he said over and over and over. Now […]

Seth McFarlane

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The rough reviews of Seth McFarlane in the L.A. Times. “belittled, arrogant, nasty” just some of the terms to describe his announcement of the nominees for this year’s show. Seth McFarlane is a quirky genius famous for insults, one liners and border line inappropriate things that […]

Hall of Fame

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Baseball Hall of Fame shutting the door on some of baseballs biggest stars. Barry Bonds? Screw off! Roger Clemens? Take a hike! Mark McGwire? Go french kiss a mack truck. For the first time in 20 years, the baseball writers nominated nobody. That’s right, nobody […]