You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Captain America The Winter Soldier. What makes it so crazy? The fact that this over the top action adventure is filtered through a prism of high octane Imax 3D. The movie is a non stop explosion. Adding IMAX 3D is like adding panthers and Asian porn […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Competitive Cooking shows on TV. That’s crazy.OK, I am pulling up my skirt a bit to say this, but I do watch a few cooking shows on the tube. With nothing better to vegetate on, I watch. But you know what; some of these programs are […]
Life’s Crazy Weekend Edition: You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ SKY MALL MAGAZINE, now that’s crazy.In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, Sky Mall is the free magazine they give away on Southwest Airlines. It is usually found in the seat back pocket in front of you.The magazine is filled […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Fighting other new parents at the photo department of your local box store, that’s crazy™ I was thinking about this the other day, because so many of my co-workers are pregnant or have little kids. They talk about parenting as if they invented the subject. They […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Trying to grow grass in Tennessee is crazy. It is raining like crazy. Pounding molecularized moisture is beating down from a saturated sky. I watch as sheets of water bang against my window and pound my roof like Tito Fuente in concert. While I am not […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The perp walk down. I don’t know if it is the best walk down I ever did. I have forced confessions from murderers before. I don’t know if it is the most angry walk down I ever did. I have been kicked, threatened and spit on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Grandma property manager. “I had a bypass 2 months ago,” she says, her voice trailing off. “I think if I hadn’t gone to the E.R. that afternoon…” I listen to her words trail off on the other end of the phone. “I can’t even believe you’re […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tel you what’s crazy™ Public appearances. I’m inside Nashville’s brand new convention center. It’s the city’s new crown jewel. It’s the size of a city block. It’s a spectacle, brightly lit, commanding attention like a guitar shaped UFO hovering over the city. The Music City Center is 2 million square […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Youth sports and the affect it has on some people. A ball. A field. Some kids. It use to be fun. I watched a GMA piece this morning. A New York Little League coach terrorized by a parent. Text messages threatening his son, his family. Text […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy.™ With so many seniors waiting for college entrance forms; I remembered writing this. It’s a daunting task to write the perfect essay that gets you noticed at your dream school. How do you do it? What do you write about? “I don’t know what to say, […]