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Life’s Crazy Survive It

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Breast Cancer. Mom has it, has been battling it for a few years, now. Sadly, she thought she had cancer licked, but it turns out the latest tests were less encouraging than hoped. Cancer’s mean. Cancer’s sneaky. It’s a cigarette burn to the skin in a crowded […]

Hercules – He threw a horse dad!

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hercules – The Movie. My assessment: Fun but dumb. That’s not a great review, but certainly better than: Bad and why’d I pay for that? As your literary friend, I would say that Hercules is worth the price of a matinée ticket, but not a dollar […]

Cracked Plasma Broken Dreams

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Getting a phone call from a company trying to upsell me on more electronic insurance. The phone rings the other day. It’s a long distance number from Dallas. “Sir this is Gladys at HH Gregg. I see that your flat screen warranty is expiring after 2 […]

Simpson Tattoos

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ 41 tattoos of the same cartoon character on a single body part. There’s an old saying. Everything in life in moderation. There’s another saying. “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water” I don’t even know what that means, but… A man in New Zealand […]

cockroaches and bobcats

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The minute by minute assault that is news. Tick Tock. The day can change in the swing of the second-hand. News is a professional juxtaposition where one minute you are sipping tea with your pinky extended and the next moment a momma wails in the darkness. […]

Floods today. Floods yesterday

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The passage of time. The cyclical conundrum of life. I turn on the morning news and water is gushing out of a restaurant in North Carolina. I watch a tornado on the plains, a fire in the west, a court case involving a person who was […]

Eating Dog Food

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Eating Dog Food. A Washington State pet store owner is trying to promote ingredient awareness, by eating dog food for a month. All she’s promoting is a sick feeling in my stomach. YUK! That’s like cleaning under your cat’s tail with your tongue. I can possibly […]

Bob Giraldi Productions

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Saying thank you after 30 years. I emailed one of my first bosses. His name; Bob Giraldi. Bob is a legendary director now. He probably was back then. I simply said; Bob, thanks for showing me the way. Bob gave me my first job out of […]

Doggie Door

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The doggie door. The couple was fast asleep Tuesday night. Momma, Pappa, and 4 dogs. Suddenly the alarm begins wailing. It’s like a bucket of ice water on a cold morning. The couple is shocked, disoriented. Pappa runs to the front window. His eyes are bad […]

You have the guts to knock on the door?

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The door knock. You probably don’t think about knocking on a door when you go to work. You probably don’t equate the door knock with life and death. I think about it every minute of every day. The door knock is the portal to the story, […]