You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
41 tattoos of the same cartoon character on a single body part.
There’s an old saying. Everything in life in moderation.
There’s another saying. “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water”
I don’t even know what that means, but…
A man in New Zealand apparently doesn’t subscribe to the less is more theorem.
To 27-year-old Lee Weir, more is not enough.
The New Zealand man is a flesh-colored comic strip, and he now owns the Guinness Book of World Records for most Homer Simpson faces on one arm.
Yes, you heard right.
Homer Simpson.
His arm is literally an epidermal shrine devoted to Springfield’s stupidest man.
Homer eating donuts. Homer blowing up the Nuclear plant. Homer drunk and drooling like a St Bernard watching two Lassie dogs sniff each other in the dog park.
Way to make momma proud, Lee.
41 tattoos of Homer Simpson on one arm is a human rights violation, Man!
Mr. Weir is a white man. Homer Simpson is a yellow man.
41 lemon yellow Homer faces should make him blue, and it definitely makes me say DOH!
Weir looks jaundiced like he has been hiding in the belly of a pirate ship developing a sinister case of scurvy.
“Cap’n, please pass the limes!”
According to published reports, Weir was not allowed to watch the Simpsons as a child.
His parents obviously didn’t want the show’s low-level of absurdity and depravity to affect their baby boy’s future.
So much for that parenting strategy.
Weir rebelled in a wildly odd way, letting his childhood friend stick a needle in his arm and inject his skin with mucous flavored permanency.
Just like that, Weir went from caucasian to an inoculated shade of salmonella.
Out of a “Simpsons-childhood-deprivation” was born a left arm that doubles as a cartoon flavored beef stick.
Too bad Weir doesn’t work for the airport. He could wave Jumbo jets in to the gate with only a short sleeve shirt.
Can you imagine 41 pictures of a canary yellow, obese, hairless drooling slob on your arm?
No Governor Christie, I’m not talking about you, sir. And might I say, that gastric bypass is the bomb!
Back to the ranch…
Weir is the single syllable answer to the question “Why’d all the girls run out of the room?”
41 Homer Simpson tattoos looks like an epidermal rainbow swirl blended by an outboard motor at a haunted Dairy Queen.
His arm is ridiculous. The fact that it’s a world record? a sad commentary on the world.
Weir could’ve gotten a tattoo that said Mom. That would show devotion.
Weir could’ve stenciled a tramp stamp across his lower back. That would tell me he’s dainty. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But to destroy a perfectly good body part with a jaundiced yellow slovenly mess?
That’s just another reason that Mr. and Mrs Weir should’ve used condoms.
Life’s Crazy™