You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The baby shark. “Don’t go too far away, Sammy,” Momma shark signals from a bed of sea weed on the Gulf floor. “I won’t momma,” the little sharks giggles. A dozen bubbles exit his nose. The baby Lemon shark lurches for the rising air bubbles, popping […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Catching a shark. I’m on Panama City Beach. The sun is a ball of orange, whispy and alive, slowly lowering itself into the sea. The sky is swirling pink with fluffy clouds that hover in the air like balloons in an ethereal art gallery. The Gulf […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hot Tub time Machine – the movie. What a mess. It’s stupider than top soil. Like a baby with 666 stamped on its ass, this film should have never been born. It quite possibly is the anti-Christ of celluloid. So what is the plot? Plot might […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Vegas Group! Vegas is a lot of things. It’s short skirts and bottle service. It’s pool-side night clubs and excess. As a friend of mine says; “Vegas tastes like glitter.” Vegas is visceral. It has a vibe that gets into your loins and percolates like […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ Eddie Van Halen losing a black jack table. How do you lose a black jack table? It’s 4 am. The Palazzo casino is remarkably empty for a Saturday night. We walk around the tables looking for a black jack game for less than $25 a hand. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Wire-less rudeness. You and your iphone; rude! You on the Blackberry; rude! Hey cell phone numb nuts! Lose the repugnant ring tones that cause wild Cheetahs on the Serengeti to stop fornicating. You know what I hate, when I’m talking to you and your phone rings […]
You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s CrAzY! ™ A world so inter-connected that even underpants can now communicate with the World Wide Web. HUH? DATELINE: AUSTRALIA According to the (AFP) – whatever the hell AFP is, an Australian company is rolling out the world’s first electronic underpants. Yeah, it’s like an iphone for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cutting down a Xmas Tree. It’s like punching grandma in the face, like wiping your baby’s butt with copper wire, like getting a hair cut with napalm. I am standing beside the White Pine. It is towering, 80 feet above me. The sky is so blue, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A boys weekend in Vegas. Every moment, any moment has potential to be a laugh-master. For the boys who love those Jesus Sandals, I present a Crazy Classic: The Elevator. After 8 hours of sun and fun and techno insanity at Tao Beach, 8 of us […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The audacity of punk ass stupid. There’s a point in life, where you have to ask yourself; am I crazy or just stupid? I am talking about a thief , a common thief. He ostensibly makes his illicit living by answering Craig’s List ads, meeting people […]