You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A science experiment gone wrong. Have you ever thought about what’s in your food? In your medicine? In the floor cleaner you buy? Probably not. You pull it off the shelf because it has a pretty label that promises to remove unicorn excrement. You buy it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Apartment Fire. I pull up to the 8 plex. A group of people are on the lower patio enjoying a warm day. “Is this where the senior citizen died in the house fire,” I ask. The man in the chair points upstairs. My eyes drift […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ 7 BILLION PEOPLE. I recently read there are 7 Billion people on this planet. We’re like insects swarming through a global ant farm. 7 Billion people with 7 billion mouths to feed, and desires to satiate and attitudes to cope with. 7 Billion. Humans are infesting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ IHOP. The International House of Pancakes. It’s an iconic name that means nothing. Have you ever been to IHOP. There’s nothing international about it. It’s a straight up time warp. If you haven’t been there, let me set the mood. You open the door. Suddenly a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ How repulsive America has become. One trip to Holiday World and you wonder if America is sharing a single chromozone. It only takes one trip to Santa Claus, Indiana to realize that America needs to collectively wear more condoms. Santa Claus, Indiana. The name of the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Finding Life’s treasure map. Most of us are searching for something. Maybe it’s gold, maybe it’s peace, maybe it’s enlightenment. It’s life’s reward. Some of us are pirates on a vast sea searching for the Holy Grail. Maybe it’s on an island in the middle of an […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy?™ U2’s free album on iTunes. DATELINE: HELL has frozen over and the Zombies of thanklessness have stolen the light. From the collective stink emanating from the internet over night, you would think that civilization woke up Saturday morning and toilets didn’t flush and gangrene had set […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. My lights staying on for no reason. I pull into my garage last night, as I do every single night of my life. I turn off the lights and shut off the engine. As I start to exit, I notice a spot light on the water […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Karaoke. It’s the human equivalent of wolves fornicating in the wild. Karaoke. It’s a shot gun blast without ear plugs. Karaoke. It’s a piercing shrill from an inebriated ventriloquist. Karaoke. It’s a lumber truck with no muffler roaring up a mountain. “They have Karaoke till 1 […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Ray Rice debacle. It’s wrong on so many levels. First and foremost, let me say uniquivocally; there is no excuse for what he did. Ray Rice punched a woman. He hit her so hard, he could have killed her. Anyone who saw the video of […]