You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! shutting down a seven-year-old’s lemonade stand. That’s not just crazy it’s UN-American. DATELINE: Portland, Oregon. Portland Health officials apparently don’t have enough restaurant employees flipping burgers with E-Coli covered hands. So what do they do? they go to 7-year-old Julie Murphy’s lemonade stand and stick a bureaucratic […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The Dirty little secret that is the shampoo industry. I was standing in the shower the other morning and I was reading the front of the shampoo bottle. Words like invigorating and energizing and scintillating are etched into the reflective container. It’s like I’m lathering up […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Clown gangsters. what’s next? Unicorns stabbing fairies in their eyes with screw drivers? DATELINE: Sydney, Australia. According to the Daily Telegraph – A notorious American youth gang known for its violent street crime and penchant for wearing clown make-up is terrorizing Australians. This is not Ringling […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™A British Survey about sex in the workplace. Sex in the work place? A survey? Really? A lot of us would be happy to have sex in the bedroom! Do a survey about that. Ask a hundred men how many times they have to beg their wife for sex? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Jesus Christ swearing like a sailor in downtown Bethlehem. Just writing it makes me a little uncomfortable. Am I going to be struck down by a lightning bolt? Probably. That’s Crazy! DATELINE: ENGLAND According to the Daily Telegraph; a Church of England vicar told his flock to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! News is Crazy! Life is Crazy! People are Crazy! If you were from planet Blogos and you landed your space ship on Earth for the first time, you would look around with your one big eye ball and say to your self; “Gobxooha?” Translated: “These Earthlings are […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy!™ A hot dog that costs you $69. I didn’t say 69-hot dogs for $69.00. I didn’t say an actual four legged dog that is hot for $69.00. I said a freaking sack of third class meat shoved in a sheath and sold as if it’s meat-gold. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™ Lindsay Lohan is CRAZY. But we’re all crazy too. You know why? Because of the way we celebrate celebrity. Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity, though I’m not sure why. Some people act like she’s better than the rest of us, though I don’t know why. But Lindsay Lohan […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Paying your hard earned money for a rock concert and the band bails after 3 songs. DATELINE: ST. LOUIS Published reports indicate Grammy winning U.S. rock band Kings of Leon cut short a recent concert in St. Louis. Why did this Nashville base group call it quits? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! INCEPTION The movie is a rocket sled of film making that blasts you forward through a provocative story in an innovative cinematic landscape. The movie is written and directed by Christopher Nolan, who directed Bat Man The Dark Knight. The director’s dreams ended up on paper, so that […]