You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Sex toys that kill. Ok, maybe that’s an exaggeration. How bout a woman who threatens a cop with a sex toy. Sound possible? Oh yeah. I can’t even make this stuff up. So how dangerous can a 56 year old woman wielding a sex toy be? I guess […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A life governed by television. I know a person with no college degree and no tangible work skills. This person stays at home and suckles off the teet of others. This person is not confined to a wheel chair or handicapped in any way. This human could work, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Dierks Bentley is crazy. Not cause he’s crazy, but because he is cool. The country music star was in downtown Nashville Tuesday afternoon doing a sound check for his live performance on Good Morning America Wednesday morning. What’s crazy is that I couldn’t imagine the Rolling […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Frivolous lawsuits by frivolous people involving frivolous frivolousness. Yeah I said it; Frivolousness. I know it’s not a word, well, ok it is a word, but is not a word that normal people should use frivolously. Go to the dictionary and look up the word Frivolousness: you’ll […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Winter! I can’t stand it. Gone are the days when I enjoyed sledding down an icy hill. Gone are the days when I looked forward to Santa sneaking down the chimney. Gone are the days when I would sit outside by the fire pretending I was a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ I think I’m crazy! No, right now, I’m more than crazy. I’m hot! I’m anger personified. I am a cracked egg sizzling in a scalding greased skillet. The hair on my scalp is on fire and I want to throw lawn darts at a mother down […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The thought that your sneeze in the back of the plane is going to make me sick in the front of the plane. I recently flew across the country and the sound of death filled the cabin. Every five seconds, some anonymous passenger was coughing up […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Clothes made out of food. DATELINE: PARIS Once I saw Lady Ga Ga lace up a side of pastrami, I knew the rest of the fashion industry wouldn’t be far behind. I was right. According to published reports, Salon du Chocolat at the Porte de Versailles in Paris […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Neon colored prostitutes on the side of the highway. DATELINE: SPAIN Move over construction workers because the hookers are coming. That’s right, Spanish authorities are forcing ladies of the evening to don yellow fluorescent bibs or pay fines of 40 euros under traffic laws. The women look […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Being so hung over your hair hurts. Partying like it’s 1999 and Prince is the DJ in your own private Idaho. What am I talking about? I’m talking about guys who have circumnavigated the sun 40 times but they are acting like college boys again, who have […]