You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
I think I’m crazy!
No, right now, I’m more than crazy.
I’m hot! I’m anger personified. I am a cracked egg sizzling in a scalding greased skillet. The hair on my scalp is on fire and I want to throw lawn darts at a mother down under.
According to published reports, this mom was arrested after she allegedly did shots with her five year old son.
Shots with a pre-schooler! Are you kidding me?
Obviously the elevator for this woman doesn’t go all the way up.
Somewhere along the buffet line of creation, God handed this bag of flesh a bucket of bolts instead of compassion or common sense.
It makes you wonder why some people can pro create and others cannot.
It makes you wonder if the sex organs of certain people should be revoked based on I.Q tests and police records.
It sure would save the world a plethora of social woes, wouldn’t it?
DATELINE: MELBOURNE, Australia
According to the Herald Sun – A drunken mother supplied her five-year-old son with home-brewed liquor, cheering him on as he downed at least four shots in her kitchen.
I can hear the woman’s brain thinking, “Boy, if you can’t drink your age you ain’t S***!”
Kylie Eastwood, 34, is now facing charges for her seriously heinous indiscretion.
Authorities say the home made liquor was 44 percent ethanol.
Cripes, you can power a Yugo on 44 percent ethanol!
“I walked into the kitchen and saw my son with a shot glass to his lips,” the boy’s father later told the court.
The child was rushed to the hospital where his blood alcohol level was 0.09.
If the boy was riding his tri-cycle here in the U.S., he could be arrested for Triking Under the Influence.
According to news reports; Police estimated he consumed between four and six units of the home brew.
Officer Sonia Cummings said she arrived on the scene at Eastwood’s home to find the boy so drunk he was “making grunting noises” and walking into walls.
Grunting noises? That’s fine for a frat house or a barn, but not a child’s nursery. It’s child abuse folks. When you do shots with your pre-schooler, the department of Children’s Services needs to open up a serious case of whoop ass.
But Jail is too good for the mother of the year. I think she should be smeared with tuna fish and then taken out to the great barrier reef where great whites patrol the coastline. She should be made to drink a pint of Captain Morgan’s then walk the plank.
Let the sharks decide how good a mother she is.
According to police; Eastwood told investigators her son “loved to drink.”
“He likes his alcohol and asked me for a drink, and I told him, ‘Well OK, just one’,” Eastwood said.
“At the time I didn’t see the severity of it but I tell you what, the next morning I did.”
Great explanation super-mom.
Tell your story to the great white.
And that is crazy.