You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
Neon colored prostitutes on the side of the highway.
DATELINE: SPAIN
Who thought up this plan? Wal Mart greeters? “Hi I’m Aqua Velva, Want a date?”
According to published reports: Police claim the sex workers on the road are not being specifically targeted because of what they do but because they pose a danger to drivers.
Why are Spanish authorities even wasting time and tax payer money on this? Why not let the girls work they always worked?
Who isn’t going to take their eyes off the highway ahead to sneak a peak? Men will look. You know they’re going to. Even if they are traveling with their wives, they are going to look. They may keep their head looking forward, but men can move one eye sideways like one of those prehistoric fish at the bottom of the ocean. They’ll catch a peak, no doubt. And women, women are going to look as well. They want to compare and contrast and wonder. A bright yellow vest is only going to promote gawking. Preachers will look and bus drivers will look. Fruit salesmen are going to look.
This is Spain right? The last thing you need is a bunch of matadores in golden tights letting go of the steering wheel, releasing their grip on 10 and 2 and sliding into the soft shoulder.
Unionize hookers, that’s what I say. UNIONIZE. Pay dues. Picket in front of truck stops that don’t have clean restrooms.
A Spanish news station estimates that 300,000 women work as prostitutes in Spain where prostitution is NOT illegal but profiting from the sale of sex by another IS.
It’s so dumb it’s crazy.