You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Brushing your teeth with Comet. What do you think, your mouth is a toilet? DATELINE: ROYAL OAK, Michigan “I had eaten the household cleanser Comet for years and years and years and years,” said Crystal, who refuses to give her last name because her brain has […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Smoking your soda What? Bong hitting your carbonated beverage. Huh? Sipping your spleefage, dude. DATELINE: DENVER, Colorado: You knew it was just a matter of time, right? A beverage that gets you stoned. It’s like a Budweiser that gives you the munchies. It’s Coors Light that makes […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! 1,000 Blackbirds Fall From the Sky DEAD.DATELINE: Beebe, Arkansas 1,000 black birds reportedly fell out of the sky on New Year’s Eve. The bodies of the birds were scattered over a one mile area.It’s unclear why the birds died, but Arkansas Fish and Game ornithologist Karen Rowe […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Paying the champion of Beer Pong $50,000 dollars. Are you kidding me? I’d give the guy 2 excedrin and tell him to call me in the morning. But not in the city of sin. That’s where vice is rewarded. DATELINE: Vegas Prize fighting at Caesars. Of Course.Tennis […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Passing out before the rest of your buddies. It’s an invitation for abuse. It’s a hallmark greeting for watch out. It’s a salute to reckless insensitivity. Stop me if you’ve heard this one, but there’s an unwritten rule of friends and night life. He who passes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! In part one, I told you how I got the role. In part two, I told you what it was like to be on the set. Part III, the aftermath, might be the coolest of them all. What about Dallas III is what it’s been like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Me being in a movie. That’s Crazy! My normal Friday night consists of an adult beverage and catching up on recorded tv shows. Yes, I do keep a fire extinguisher near my recliner in case the excitement level rises above a low roar.But this Friday night was not going […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™ Andy “Life’s Crazy” Cordan acting in a full length motion picture with bona-a-fide movie stars. With the full length movie; Country Strong, all ready in theaters in selected cities. And with so many of you asking me what it was like to be in a […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s CrAzY. A traffic signal that tells you to go F-yourself.It should say don’t walk. Instead it makes you think that you are at an Andrew Dice Clay concert. My tax payer dollars are paying for what? That’s what the people of Washington State have to be asking […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Waking up to a silent house on Christmas. As the kids got older, they began to show less enthusiasm for rushing down the stairs. There’s something about teenagers and sleep that makes me think Snow White wasn’t the only one to bite into the poisoned apple. […]