You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
Smoking your soda
What?
Bong hitting your carbonated beverage.
Huh?
Sipping your spleefage, dude.
DATELINE: DENVER, Colorado:
You knew it was just a matter of time, right? A beverage that gets you stoned.
It’s like a Budweiser that gives you the munchies. It’s Coors Light that makes you stupid. It’s Miller High Life that just makes you High.
According to the Denver company marketing this elixir, you need a prescription for this soda because the special ingredient is marijuana.
A prescription for soda. Amazing. What’s next?
Oxycodone Oreos.
Vegetable Viagra.
Paxil flavored pudding.
According to published reports: Dixie Elixers said their sodas are meant to offer an alternative for users of medical marijuana. The carbonated beverage is advertised as being “convenient, discreet and potent.”
Convenient, discreet, potent?
What the hell does that mean?
Why not just describe it accurately. Gets you stoned. Makes your eyes red. Promotes slow driving with a touch of paranoia.The sodas come in 12-ounce bottles and are available in seven flavors including lemonade and root beer.
And coming soon THC Tonic and Kona Gold Krazy Kola.
Discovery News reported it is only available to those with a medical prescription for marijuana, which is about every tax payer in San Francisco.
If you get caught drinking and driving do cops make you do a field sobriety test or recite the abc’s backward?
Anyway you consume it, Pot-cola is crazy?