You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Animal Activism for critters that can be flushed down a toilet with a moderate amount of effort and a minimal amount of concern. If a microbe on a flea is threatened by mankind, someone somewhere stops life as we know it to protect an Eco-system that you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Pregnant street gangs? Did I just write that? Yes. Pregnant Street Gangs. We’re talking bad ass Chinese women knocked up, with child, bun in the oven, kicking ass and taking names like the lactating lasses they are. Can you imagine a street gang -with child – armed with knives and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Driving across America in the back of a cab. Torn seats. Bullet proof glass. Gum stuck on the inside of the door. I’d rather get in a cardboard box and let hobos roll me down the stairs. I’d rather eat glass with an absessed tooth. I’d […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Survior. No, not the passengers of the last jet to land without the aid of a snoozing air traffic controller. I’m talking Survivor, the tribe has spoken, long running CBS hit, Survivor.The show is in its 20th season. The series has made household names out of Boston Rob […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ NHL Hockey. I’m in a sports bar. I’m watching Anaheim versus Nashville. It’s Ducks Vs. Predators. It’s West Coast Vs. Third Coast. It’s a bar full of men staring at monitors on the wall, beers in front of them, palm pilots on full tilt. It’s a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Woman Caught Belly Dancing Loses Disability Claim.I love this story. I love catching liars lying. I love when people who take advantage of the system get jacked up by the very system they are trying to jack up. I can’t stand frivolous law suits and I hate people […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™3-D porn! Porn so damn real you want to swat it away with a tennis racquet and call your local counseling center. First it was 3-D Avitar and then it was 3-D Tron. Now it’s 3-D Porn. Do we really need this cinematic experience? If you want 3-D […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The state of affairs in this country. Inflation. The shrinking dollar. The housing crisis. Entitlements. Welfare. Unemployment. Foreclosures. Republicans. Democrats. Tea Partiers. Partisan politics. filibusters. government waste. health care costs. taxation. The I.R.S. Debt limits. Cost over runs. Banking Scum Bags. EN O U G H […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Political correctness that has infected this country like syphilis at the Bunny Ranch. African American. Caucasian American. Leprechaun American. Little People or dwarfs-Americans. Mutually-sexually-attracted-Americans. Where will the insanity end?Obviously not in Seattle. It’s here that a public school teacher reportedly called Easter Eggs “spring spheres.” Spring Spheres? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Using Wizardry to fight fires. I’m not talking fire breathing dragons. I’m not talking Arthur’s sword in the stone. I’m not talking Merlin’s tempestuous flatulence. I’m talking scientific blasts of electrical suffocation.First: being a fire fighter takes guts and dedication. Only the bravest of the brave […]