You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Survior.
No, not the passengers of the last jet to land without the aid of a snoozing air traffic controller. I’m talking Survivor, the tribe has spoken, long running CBS hit, Survivor.
The show is in its 20th season. The series has made household names out of Boston Rob and Evil Russel.
And this season the loony bin is once again open and the bats are flying out of the belfry.
This season’s walking promo is Philip, the Former Federal Agent.
What federal agency is never revealed. I am certain no agency would ever admit to it.
Regardless, this cat is one weird ass dude.
He constantly refers to his military and law enforcement background, but he acts dumber than Maxwell Smart without a shoe phone.
He sticks feathers in his head band and says that it magically was placed there by the wind.
Everyone thinks this guy is loco, but I think he’s smart as an Eagle.
The idea of the show is to outwit, outlast, outplay. You don’t do that by being the same guy you are back at home. It takes cunning and strategy and deception.
I think this guy’s strategy is to act so off the wall that people hate him, yet are reluctant to vote him off the island because at the end of the day, you want a weirdo like this sitting next to you when the votes count.
I mean do you vote for the crazy, racial epithet tossing madman who is angry and presumptuous, a simmering stew pot of crazy? Nobody votes for this guy. By default, whoever is seated next to him wins a million dollars.
But you have to be in the final two to have a chance, and Philip might be positioning himself for just such a play.
There has been evil on the show, and there has been odd, but Philip takes the cake. He is over the top coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.
This guy is the island idiot. He is wearing pink underwear that is loose and hanging off his ass.
The girls hate him, and find him physically nauseating. The guys hate him because he is a constant itch that can never be scratched.
H provokes people racially and he quotes Confucius and famous generals. He acts like a sand crab surrounded by hungry sea gulls.
At any given time Philip will burst into gibberish that makes me wonder if he has adrenalized turettes.
People say he is crazy, but I think he should win an Oscar.
No Federal Agency would allow someone this crazy to remain in the bureau. Every federal agent I ever met was a robotic version of the next guy. They have no sense of humor, a carbon copy of white bread.
This guy comes off like a mental patient on LSD.
But it’s a reality show and the idea is to push buttons and play a game for a million dollars.
“I am the chief of counter intelligence,” he shouts at nobody in particular.
I love this guy. He is insane in a calculated way.
He is the poster child of crazy.
I won’t be surprised if at the end of the season, Crazy Philip is sitting right there in the money.
The Tribe Has Spoken and that is crazy.