You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Learning your going deaf from the internet. I always thought I was the damn fountain of youth, the incubator of life. Nope. According to You Tube – I’m neither a fountain or incubator. Apparently I’m just old. You know how I know this? You Freaking Tube. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Rabbit. He’s an infamous car thief that was sentenced to life for Grand Theft Auto. Damn. That’s a lot of time for a non violent offense. Must mean ole’ Rabbit done stole him a lot of vehicles. The call comes in early. “Cordan,” the gravel […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Elysium. Reviews are mixed “Even Matt Damon can’t save ..” reads one headline. “Thought provoking and exciting,” reads another. The Crazy Critique likes Elysium giving it 4 of 5 crazies. It’s Mad Max meets Escape from New York. It’s Water World meets any movie with a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Flood Thursday. I wake up and turn on the news. My co-workers are live. Water is everywhere. It seems to fill my TV screen. I see police lights swirling. There is an infant being rescued by fire fighters. It is dramatic video that I will see […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Football is back. Hitting and touch downs and trap plays up the middle. Hail Marys and button hooks and the fumblerooski. Cheerleaders and mascots and tail gating. Praise the Lord. Hut Hut Hike! It’s all music to my ears. It’s Tchaikovsky to Tchaikovsky. It’s a bone […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Chicken Cock Whiskey. Nothing makes me less thirsty than a whiskey named Chicken Cock. It makes me think of beaks and extra skin under your chin. Chicken Cock? That’s gotta be the worst product name ever. Chicken Cock – It’s what would happen if Tampax and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Silver Patron Tequila. 100% De Agave. Hecho En Mexico, Mi Amigo! Vegas is one of those places that creates memories. It can also wipe memories from the frontal lobe. My latest Vegas trip was many things. A chance to stop drinking tequila, was not one of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Suite 3716 It’s only the finest hotel room I have ever had the pleasure to be in. the Palazzo Hotel is a shimmering diamond on the strip. It’s bright and flashy. Decadence is the design of this magnificent edifice. In a city where sparkle is common, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jesus Sandals My Timberland Sandals are chocolate brown with velcro straps. They are soft like a baby’s bottom. My Timberlands fit my feet like a hand made Italian suit with toes. When I slide my dogs into my Timberlands and my pinky toe says “Aaaaahhhh, thanks […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The delicate balance between street smarts and book smarts. My daughter is so bright she is incandescent. She is a shining diamond in a dusty coal mine. She is linguistically inclined like a secret agent. She is astute in the classroom understanding concepts from molecular biology […]