You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Valentines day is crazy. No disrespect to you hopeless romantics, but you can take February 14th and shove it. Hearts and candies and flowers and Mylar balloons with messages of love. Like so much dog doo on the bottom of my shoe, Valentines Day stinks. It […]
You know what’s crazy? ‘ll tell you what’s crazy™ Some of the superbowl ads and what they spent to get me to watch. C R A Z Y $3 MILLION A SPOT. I think I could have vomited up some ideas better than what I saw. What was that Timothy Hutton Tibet crap? It wasted 30 seconds […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A little snow in the South equates to big problems in the South. For days the weather casters have been on the roof tops of every TV station howling that the sky is going to fall. Words like accumulation and blizzard and weather event are sputtered […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Two dolls with smooth private parts doing the bump and grind. DATELINE: CANDYLAND Breaking News: Barbie and Ken may be getting back together, and both look “mah-vah-luss” After years of Barbie tossing that beautiful blond mane over her delicate shoulders and Ken wondering whether he could […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A Collegiate mascot dieing after only half a season. A puppy, a cute little bull dog with a gleam in his eye and a cardigan dog sweater on his back, dead, way before his time. This is a story of a little dog named Uga, who could have […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The hangover. Not the one in Vegas with chickens and Chinese Mafia. Not the one with Mike Tyson, a missing tiger, and a lost tooth. No I’m talking the real hangover. I’m talking about the sand storm inside your head that blows the paint off your cerebellum […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A woman who wants IT all the time and the man who calls police because she wants IT all the time. HUH? For most men, this is not a problem, certainly not a 911 call to the authorities. 911: what’s your emergency?Idiot: ah, yeah, my wife says […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Winning the lottery after your dead. What are the odds of that? That’s like winning the Boston Marathon a day after the race is over. Is this God’s cruel joke? Is this some sort of cosmic alignment of the moon, the milky way and Roseanne Barr’s ass? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Charlie Sheen is freaking Crazy! He is the classic case of nothing exceeds like excess. He’s a human trash heap, an 18th Century pirate ship lost on a sea of inebriation. From the outside looking in, it appears that Charlie Sheen has it all. He is young […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™A taste of warmth after an onslaught of frozen tundra.After a barrage of blizzards, a tsunami of snow and temperatures that make oil turn to sludge, something amazing happened.A burning ball of orange rose in the sky and parted the grey haze of depression. It was more […]