You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
A woman who wants IT all the time and the man who calls police because she wants IT all the time.
HUH?
For most men, this is not a problem, certainly not a 911 call to the authorities.
911: what’s your emergency?
Idiot: ah, yeah, my wife says she wants to have sex with me.
911: OK. relax sir. We have a squad car heading that way.
Idiot: yes, please, hurry. I need my rest.
911: don’t move sir. stay calm. our officers are trained to handle
these situations involving insatiable women.
As Rod Serling once said: “Submitted for your consideration, so much sex a man rides the crazy-train into the Twilight Zone.”
DATELINE: WAIBLINGEN, Germany
It’s here that a Turkish man called the cops on his wife of 18 years.
The allegation?
She wants IT all the time, and ..
“I just ain’t got that much Jam!”
A classic line from Mick Jagger.
According to Bild newspaper the man told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
So let me get this straight Romeo, your wife wants you to pleasure her, and in return, possibly even enjoy yourself, and you want to swear out a warrant?
According to published reports; German police said the exhausted man — who fathered two children with his wife — decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
“In hopes of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested,” police said.
Arrive at work well rested? Are you kidding me?
Most men would like to arrive at work with their shirts untucked, the wrong color socks on, and a big ass smile on their face.
What kind of beauty sleep you talking about Snow White? biting the apple and waking to the kiss of a prince kind of sleep?
Good luck.
Unless your wife looks like Godzilla V Mothra, then I say you should just shut the hell up, and quit clogging up the 911 lines with your inability to service your bride.
This story goes to prove that nobody is ever content and it is never greener on the other side of the fence.
Mr. couch potato corroborate my thoughts that people, left to their own devices, will be stupid.
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe we are just a speck in a universe of who cares. Perhaps we are a molecule in God’s petri dish and he looks at us when he needs to be entertained.
How else do you explain a guy calling police because his wants to have sex.
Most marriages crash and burn because women lose interest and/or men forget how to be sensitive to a woman’s many needs.
this story just proves my theorem: WOMEN ARE CRAZY & MEN ARE STUPID: LOOK FOR THE SOFT COVER BOOK AT A DISCOUNT STORE NEAR YOU.
According to German police, the man says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties.”
Unless marital duties consists of putting your scrotum in a vice and lighting your nose hairs on fire, I would say shut up and perform.
It’s not like you have to be any good? she obviously expects nothing from you. This sad woman would rather have some bad sex with you than no sex at all.
Hey lady don’t you have a battery operated buddy?
As the tour guide of the crazy universe, I can tell you that most people sleep better at night after a good roll in the proverbial hay, whether a man is involved in the equation or not.
Women are Crazy. Men are Stupid!™