Monthly Archive for: ‘July, 2009’

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! The fact that I can’t sell a darn screenplay to anyone? I can’t sell one to an agent, a studio or an actor. When it comes to writing, I couldn’t sell fire wood to an Eskimo. Since the separation between success and failure is a thin […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. iphone apps that transform your phone into a mind numbingly stupid piece of crap. CNN REPORTS :The iPhone App Store launched a year ago with 500 applications. Today it has more than 55,000. Some are useful – many are plain stupid. With help from we’ve […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Broadcasting the draft for three straight days in primetime. I’m a huge NFL fan, but come on, 3 days? 3 days of Mel Kiper’s hair varnished like a Norwegian Luge sled? 3 days of Deion Sanders smirking at the camera with a brilliant Pepsident smile and […]

DOC+-d–FB Dearest Wedding Participant: Like an avalanche of noise and lights, the gambling stench that is Bob Stupid’s Vegas World crushed in upon our beings as we exitedthe elevator. Stepping out on that wine colored carpet you were immediately greeted by yourself. A horribly misfigured decapitated image in one of ten million fun house mirrors […]

DOC+–d–FBMARCH 1, 1991 Dear people: I’m sitting on the front porch of our multiple bedroom home overlooking the majesty of this sedate college neighborhood. As I ponder life and catch up on the latest news this sunday morning, I can’t help but notice the intrinsic beauty that is all about me. Spring burns brightly in […]

Dearest Amigos; I write this tale from the Great white north where even the atomic structure of molecules has been slowed because of the molases like cold. It’s Halloween. It’s Sunday. The street in front of our tiny rented domicile is quiet, yet bathed in a deceivingly warm sunlight that masks the frigid temperatures that […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy!Going on a job interview and letting dumb ass things that float around in your head, actually escape out your mouth. Now that’s dumb, or the theme of another stupid Adam Sandler Movie. “I’m not wanted in this state.”“How many young women work here?”“I didn’t steal it; […]

Animal House

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! People that never saw Animal House. Come on? Are you crazy? This is hands down one of the funniest movies ever made. The quotes come so easilly, I could fill up this entire page. “A pledge pin on your uniform?” Remember this scene? Spit flying and […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Letting animals fly in the same cabin with people. Suddenly, I’m seeing news reports about animal airlines. When the hell did this become ok? When Monkey’s fly that’s when? Well that is suppose to be a slogan that means; that will never happen in a million […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Not taxing the crap out of Marijuana, that is crazy. Let me state up front: I DON’T SMOKE POT, BUT I DO PAY TAXES. And here are my two cents, as distorted as they might be. Pot is as prevalent as sunshine in California. It grows […]