Monthly Archive for: ‘July, 2009’

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A coffee flavored cereal, that’s crazy. I’m watching Good Morning America recently. I’m sipping my morning cup of Joe and there are the GMA anchors going on and on about this new food product. I take a sip and watch for a moment. “MMMMM, I like […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Shoving water logged hot dogs into your mouth, one after another like a train of mystery meat entering a flesh tunnel. Now, that is crazy. Not only is it crazy, but it is disgusting, and at the same time compelling. Like watching a car wreck in […]

You know what’s crazy? Getting old is crazy. I’m old enough to remember watching Vietnam on TV. I’m old enough to remember where I was when men walked on the moon for the first time. I’m old enough to remember Nixon and Watergate and Hippies and Iran Contra and the Challenger Exploding. Even though I […]

You know what’s crazy? Bringing a firearm to church; that is crazy! Bring your love for God to church. Bring your respect for your fellow man to church. By all means open up your heart and your wallet and give to the church. But bringing your Glock to the house of God? Some would say […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. An ugly contest of any kind, especially for dogs. DATELINE: PETALUMA, CA. This is Pabst the boxer. This is the face only a mother mutt could love. He is the winner of the 2009 World’s Ugliest Dog contest. Congratulations to Pabst and everyone who made his […]