Monthly Archive for: ‘July, 2009’

You know what’s crazy? Wire-less rudeness. It’s not just crazy, it’s… R U D E! You and your iphone; rude! You on the Blackberry; rude! Hey cell phone numb nuts! Lose the repugnant ring tones that cause wild Cheetahs on the Serengeti to stop fornicating. You know what I hate, when I’m talking to you […]

Pac Rat Jones: Makin it Rain

You know what’s crazy? Pac Man Jones is crazy! Crazy is actually too nice an adjective for Adam Back Pack Jones. Allegedly fiendish, Unmistakably stupid, and reportedly moronic seem more appropriate to me. I met Adam Jones, and it didn’t go well. I showed up outside his Nashville home and he lost what little mind […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Landing a man on the moon and then losing the footage of landing a man on the moon. Are you kidding me? That’s like God giving Moses the Ten Commandments and he forgets to bring them back down the mountain. Today is July 20, 2009. 40 […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Reading about the way things use to be. A relative sent me this email. It was one of those forwarded things that has been around the world a thousand times. As you know from my earlier posts; I normally disregard forwarded emails. I don’t vouch for […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy? Kids and food and their likes and dislikes. I’m exhausted just thinking about it. Kids wear it. They throw it, they paint with it. They’ll mush it, mash it, hash it, dice it, slice it and even smear it! It seems the only thing children don’t […]

The wife knew what I was thinking. She’s heard it all before. She shook her head as I turned to look at Kenzie, a two-year old with her own distorted eating habits.Unlike the boy, my younger daughter, will eat, or at least try many types of food. But while he’s good about getting the food […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Ordering soldiers to stop smoking. Yeah, you heard me. Military commanders are considering a proposal that would strip GI Joe of his much deserved drag and puff. DATELINE: SOMEWHERE DANGEROUS AND SANDY: CNN REPORTS: A new study commissioned by the Pentagon and the Department of Veterans […]

DATELINE: BRAZIL — It’s tiny and cute, with a mottled back, a long tail and bright, curious eyes. The Mura saddleback tamarin was just discovered in a remote area of the Brazilian Amazon, but already, its future is in question thanks to the ever-growing presence of humans in its habitat. You Know what’s crazy? I’ll […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! American car companies thinking they can compete with the rest of the world by continuing to build cars that people hate. That is Crazy marketing. It’s like selling people black licorice when they want Snickers bars. Were you not paying attention, or are you just so […]

Middle Child

You know what’s Crazy? Middle children are crazy! Loud like a subway train. Demanding like a jail house warden. Defiant like a punk rock band. Independent like a fourth of July fire cracker. Aggressive like a blitzing linebacker. My middle child possesses all of these middle child traits and so many more. And If you […]