You know you’re crazy when…
You know you’re crazy when you are working out, taste your own sweat and you think it needs more salt.
You know your crazy when you order a pizza half pepperoni and half sausage. You’re even crazier when you re-order it all sausage with one half pepperoni.
You know you are crazy when you tell the 11 year old at laser chase he’s a cheater because he keeps covering up his laser sensors with his hand.
You know you are crazy when you spill coffee on pants you just had dry cleaned.You know you’re crazy when your business shuts down your NCAA pool because it’s considered gambling and then video of the President of the United States filling out his bracket comes on the news.
You know you are crazy when the girl running the lottery pool at your office sneers that the lottery is legal and you can’t argue because she’s right.
You know you’re crazy when you don’t wear green because you are hoping that members of the opposite sex will pinch you.
You know you’re crazy when the bar maid is so hot you can’t remember what you were going to order.
You know you’re crazy when you get to work and there is blue toothpaste on your upper lip making you look like a neon colored Hitler.
You know you are crazy when you leave the coffee pot on all weekend because you don’t want to waste time brewing a fresh pot Monday morning.
You know you are crazy when you no longer speak with people because it’s easier to text them.
You know you are crazy when 60 minutes shows me a priest who is guzzling beer and wearing a cheese head.
You know you are crazy when you shove a sofa cushion in the window to keep out hot air.
You know you are crazy when you start thinking the guy wearing the skinny jeans in that beer commercial has a nice ass.
You know you are crazy when your stomach gurgles so loud dogs in the neighborhood cock their head sideways with curiosity.
You know you are crazy when you pluck nose hairs out of your nostrils, start tearing up, and girls think you are sensitive.
You know you are crazy when the ring tone on your phone is the theme to I dream of Jeannie.
You know you are crazy when you pull your own false teeth out of your mouth and thrown them on the field to celebrate a big win.
You know you are crazy when you order double chocolate ice cream with chocolate sprinkles in a chocolate cone and then you are surprised when your stomach hurts.
you know you are crazy when a woman accidentally spills her purse and you don’t immediately help her pick it up because you can’t believe how much crap just fell out of a woman’s purse.
You know you are crazy when you think a guy riding a three wheeled motorcycle also needs an adult diaper.
And that is crazy.