You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
Internet Porn and it’s surprising inability to put the hi ho in your hi ho silver. if you know what mean.
Remember when your mom banged on your door and told you to stop that or you’ll go blind.
Well it’s worse than we thought.
According to published reports Italian scientists say if you watch too much porn you become immune to it and eventually will have trouble getting an erection.
If that’s the case maybe they should run porn TV 24/7 in the prisons. It’s hard to break cell block rules if your get up and go, got up and went, if you know what i mean.
According to researchers young men who indulge in “excessive consumption” of internet porn gradually become immune to explicit images which can lead to a loss of libido and impotence.
Maybe this is why Charlie Sheen surrounds himself with hookers and hot porn stars and does nothing but smoke crack. Maybe charlie is so anesthetized to sex he can’t mount his horse, salute his flag, or take out the mail, if you know what I mean.
Carlo Foresta, head of the Italian Society of Andrology and Sexual Medicine says “With proper assistance recovery is possible within a few months.”
I wonder if recovery includes porn? You know what they say, if you can’t beat em beat em. Treating a problem for porn with porn is sort of like treating a flabby gut with chocolate pudding. It seems like solving an impotence problem with porn would be a good idea, unless porn is the reason Elvis left the building in the first place.
This porn study initially seems like a joke, but Foresta’s team of sexual scientists studied 28,000 Italian men. And if I know anything, Italian men love women. A hairy Italian man will grope a a monkey in a skirt if he thinks he can score.
The study says many men became hooked on porn as early as 14, exhibiting symptoms of so-called “sexual anorexia” by the time they reached their mid-twenties.
While the Italians are first in body odor and unmanageable underarm hair, Italians, surprisingly are not even close when it comes to biggest internet porn addicts?
Who leads the way in Europe you ask? Well according to the survey,
Germans are the biggest consumers of online porn in Europe, with 34.5 percent of internet users logging on to watch smut. I guess the other 65.5% are watching polka videos with dancing beer wenches.
France ranked second (33.6 percent), ahead of Spain (32.4 percent) and Italy (28.9 percent)
France makes sense. When the country isn’t waving white flags and surrendering to third world nations, they are sipping wine and eating brie. They have tons of free time for internet porn.
So where does that leave Americans?
I don’t know. But this much is clear. Porn is here to stay. And if you can’t get your Wonka-vator to bust through the factory’s glass ceiling then I suggest getting some German Porn and a French Flag and wave till the mailman raises the flag.
And that is crazy.