You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The bible. It’s too long. Old Testament. New Testament. 10 commandments all that start with THOU SHALL NOT… Maybe that’s the problem with the good book. The Ultimate Guide for Good is long-winded, hard to read, even complicated. The Bible is written with a sentence structure […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Pink Floyd The Wall.Do you remember where you were the first time you played this LP and let the brilliance wash over you.I was in Kerkoff Hall at USC. It was circa 1981 and L.A. was a hot bed of musical influences. The Boss was filling stadiums and Van […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The judge and the Risque Facebook post. I’m all about freedom of speech. I’m all about individual rights to creativity, and expression. I’m a patriot of freedom. I’m the original one if by land and two if by sea guy. I’m Patton on a tank, steam rolling […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ Eddie Van Halen losing a black jack table. How do you lose a black jack table? It’s 4 am. The Palazzo casino is remarkably empty for a Saturday night. We walk around the tables looking for a black jack game for less than $25 a hand. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Naked Intruder. “It was scary,” the 19-year-old girl tells me on her front stoop. It’s a Monday morning. Just 3 hours earlier, her family wakes to the crashing sound of a back door being kicked in. The father rushes to the sound and he is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ ESPN GAME DAY! We are coming to your city. It’s electric. We are coming to your city. It’s energizing If you want a little Zing in your Zing Zang. Come along. Hello Saturday morning. Big and Rich are singing me a song of Saturday dreams and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ The idea that, Beer is the new Gatorade. That’s like saying 40 is the new 30. NO IT’S NOT. 30 is the new 30. 40 is the old 40. Your gut sags. You wear those stupid glasses to read. You cholesterol is thick like curdled cheese. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Remembering 9/11. We just experienced the 14th anniversary a few days ago. The imagery is still powerful. Jets crashing. Fire balls smoldering. Towers crashing. Dust cascading. There were ambulances and sirens and screams of anguish. There was so much to remember, so much to be thankful for, so […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The thought that your sneeze in the back of the plane is going to make me sick in the front of the plane. I recently flew across the country and the sound of death filled the cabin. Every five seconds, some anonymous passenger was coughing up […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Getting old.My brain is young, my body — sometimes — not so much. The signs of time passing are all around. The sun setting earlier in the afternoon sky. The leaves covering the sidewalk in front of the house. An extra shiver in the morning waiting […]