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ESPN GAME DAY!
We are coming to your city.
It’s electric.
We are coming to your city.
It’s energizing
If you want a little Zing in your Zing Zang.
Come along.
Hello Saturday morning.
Big and Rich are singing me a song of Saturday dreams and grid iron possibilities.
Imagery of UCLA and Stanford and Michigan and LSU and Ohio St fill my screen.
Thanks ESPN.
Pull back the blinds, let the sunshine in, it’s Saturday morning football.
Lee Corso; I’m watching you.
And you know what Lee? I want you to do it. But all in good time.
Hey Reece Davis; grab me a beer bong for my dreams, I’m ready.
It’s College Football Saturday and it’s heaven.
ESPN knows how to do College Football Saturday.
8 am.
HUT HUT HIKE.
The blimp floats on an ethereal cloud giving me the same view that God gets.
And what does the big man see? A big stadium, painted and primed, but empty, full of what might be.
And what’s on my GAME DAY menu?
14 hours of grid iron rock em sock em pig skin play ball.
I’m ready for Football games from sea to shining sea.
Bama vs Ole Miss. SC vs Stanford. LSU vs Auburn.
Conference match ups begin.
No more lollipops and cupcakes.
No more USC vs Idaho.
No more 42 point spreads.
And then there are the Game Day signs that makes me laugh, and ones that are controversial: Ole Miss Girls are easier than their out of conference schedules.
Yikes. This one set the social media universe on fire.
College Game Day!
COMING TO YOUR CITY!
It’s Big and Rich waking me up with a rock a billy football kick in the teeth.
It’s Saturday morning at Tuscaloosa.
It’s Sweet Home Alabama. It’s ubiquitous shots of Nick Saban. It’s food cooking on a grill in a parking lot.
It’s 1000’s of hung over kids waving fans and sharing a bota bag of wake me up.
“Hey mom send money.”
Yes mom. Please do.
Bama versus Ole Miss is the featured game.
It’s Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard.
But it’s so much more.
It’s tailgate America. Its let freedom sing. It’s The reason we are the greatest country in the world.
Right after the Constitution and love of God and Country, there’s Game Day on ESPN.
Hey Bear Bryant? You gotta little Zing in your Zing Zang.
We are coming to your city.
It’s a little Zing in my Zing Zang alright.
It’s pom poms and banners and more irreverent signs.
“Beat Ole Piss!”
ESPN’s show is a cup of coffee, mainlined into my morning brain.
It wakes me up with a smile and a whistle.
I’m ready.
14 hours to go.
Zing. Zang.
Life’s Crazy™