You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Losing and losing and losing and losing. I’m a man falling off the side of a fantasy football cliff. The only thing that breaks my fall is a kiss from my sister. Yuk. My season is bad. How bad? I have no wins. My season is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Martian. The Red Planet stars as the evil spheroid that threatens to devour all who tread upon her. The Martian is one of the best films you will see this year. It certainly is the best SCI FI film you will see this year. It’s cast-a-way […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A zipper malfunction. Let’s grab a beer after work, I tell my buddy. You got it, he says. Five minutes later I get a text that says: My zipper broke. Going to buy pants. Huh? I text him back, Are you kidding? No he writes. Using the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Tattoos. What’s up with all the freakin tattoos, people! Everyone I know is sporting a tat. America has become a gigantic skin canvas. We are uglier than one of Tommy Lee’s forearms. Is it a FACEBOOK thing? Is it a redbull and vodka thing? Is it sponsored […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The angry phone calls. “I’ll sue you,” the angry voice on the other end of the line screams. “Sue us? For what?” “For running this story?” “Oh. Good luck.” And so it goes. Truth is a defense in a court of libel law. But the public doesn’t […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The National Divorce. The differences in political viewpoints in this country are stagnating. They are a clogged toilet, occasionally backing up, gurgling a nasty viscous goo. Planned Parenthood and gun control and taxes and abortion and immigration. How is it suppose to work? Is there a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Weather. Hurricanes, tropical depressions, flooding, Oh My. It’s crazy out there? I feel like a settler in a coon skin cap driving my tattered covered wagon across the great divide. Rain is pelting my roof. It’s slapping my windows like a bad pimp handling his bottom […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My daughter. She danced through a high level tropical storm or low-level hurricane Thursday morning. Either way, it was the kind of weather that would have grounded Mary Poppins. It was pitch black, and the wind was peeling back roof tiles. Most kids were sleeping or […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jail House Interviews. I’ve done a lot of them. They can go so many ways. Some guys are crazy, and walk in and stare at you. “What is this?” they say, even though they agreed to the interview beforehand. I’ve interviewed perps who were obviously lying […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™ Thinking chocolate will give you cancer, and then learning it fights cancer. Being told that tomato sauce has good antioxidants, then finding out it might be killing you. Hearing that coffee is dangerous to your health, only to learn that coffee is the new fountain of […]