You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A million dollar fender bender.Only In Monaco.DATELINE: MONTE CARLOIt’s here in this seaside fantasy land of shiny diamonds and bulging bank accounts that a five car collision racked up the Benjamins faster than the national debt clock. A published report called this wreck the Hope Diamond of fender […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Preserving the written word for all time – For all humanity!Cave men did it with rocks.Gutenberg did it with his press.Larry Flynt did it with Hustler – well sort of.For most of human existence, the written word has been recorded in books. But now the world wide web is the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Going to the movies. It’s a rainy Saturday. The clouds are dark and moisture is heavy in the air. Playing outside is not an option, FACEBOOK is a bore and TV has become visual wall paper. How do you know when you are wasting your time watching […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The frenzy that has been the NFL’s first week back. Chad Ochocinco traded to the Patriots. Vince Young to the Eagles. Matt Hasselbeck to the Titans. It’s like a game of grid-iron roulette. Look down for a minute and another high profile player is packing his suit […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ TRUE BLOOD “I want to do bad things with you.” It’s a wildly successful show on HBO. It’s about Vampires living in the bayous of Louisiana. Like millions of Americans, I’m hooked on this vamp-drama. So why do I bring this up? I’m on the airplane flying […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The debt ceiling dilemma. The USA is trillions in the hole. The national debt clock is spinning like a whirly gig behind a jet plane. The USA’s credit rating is sinking like a blow up raft carrying a tank. If we don’t figure it out soon, we’re going […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Owling! Hoot Hoot Owling? Nope. The latest trend. Will the craziness never end.First it was “Planking” where people remain motionless like a tranquilized 2×4. Now comes Owling and it’s all the rage!What is Owling? It is what it sounds like.Imagine an Owl sitting on a tree limb, staring […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you crazy.™ Going to Vegas with a bunch of buddies who have no scruples and even less brain cells. Vegas is a sinful little zip code where what happens inside Clark Co. Nevada stays inside Clark County Nevada. And when you add a lethal dose of dry heat, sunshine […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Women are Crazy. Men are Idiots. The BedroomEven unconscious – men and women are different. Even when we are quiet, when our brain activity is slightly higher than lint, men and women exhibit signs of difference if not down right incompatibility. Men snore like lumberjacks and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An American Hero punching a scumbag in the face. Imagine Charles Lindbergh climbing out of the Spirit of St. Louis after flying solo across the Atlantic and some moron coming up to him and saying; “I don’t believe you just flew across the Atlantic. You are […]