You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
A million dollar fender bender.
Only In Monaco.
DATELINE: MONTE CARLO
It’s here in this seaside fantasy land of shiny diamonds and bulging bank accounts that a five car collision racked up the Benjamins faster than the national debt clock.
A published report called this wreck the Hope Diamond of fender benders.
I call it a kaleidoscope of metallic mayhem.
Go get a calculator because this is how it all adds up.
It starts like most traffic accidents start, with a woman behind the wheel. Just kidding ladies.
If nothing else, this wreck is a mobile punch line.
Question: What crashes harder than a bachelor party on cool aid?
How bout three blonds in a blue Bentley driving like their going to a Jersey Shore hot tub party.
So these blonds are behind the wheel of a $363,000 piece of automotive art.
THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
And while texting or applying mascara or generally being ditzy, they bash their exclusive ride into the rear of a white Mercedes Benz – only valued at $91,000.
ONLY NINETY ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
And that’s merely the appetizer for this metallic melee. The Bentley-broads then hit a sexy black Ferrari F430 valued at $186,000.
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS.
Then the lady losers ram into a four-door Aston Martin which sells for a cool quarter million ($228,000).
QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS!
Then the bentley bimbos crunch the side of the food stamp recipient of this group – a Porsche 911 – a paltry $77,000.
SEVENTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!
5 cars. One Wreck. 3 blonds. $945-thousand Dollars!
Eat that Geico. This is a gargantuan wreck only a caveman can understand.
Back to those blonds driving the Bentley. Apparently they were busy answering a “how many blonds does it take to change a light bulb when…
BAM
It just goes to show you, women are crazy.™