You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ TRUE BLOOD “I want to do bad things with you.” It’s a wildly successful show on HBO. It’s about Vampires living in the bayous of Louisiana. Like millions of Americans, I’m hooked on this vamp-drama. So why do I bring this up? I’m on the airplane flying […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The debt ceiling dilemma. The USA is trillions in the hole. The national debt clock is spinning like a whirly gig behind a jet plane. The USA’s credit rating is sinking like a blow up raft carrying a tank. If we don’t figure it out soon, we’re going […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Owling! Hoot Hoot Owling? Nope. The latest trend. Will the craziness never end.First it was “Planking” where people remain motionless like a tranquilized 2×4. Now comes Owling and it’s all the rage!What is Owling? It is what it sounds like.Imagine an Owl sitting on a tree limb, staring […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you crazy.™ Going to Vegas with a bunch of buddies who have no scruples and even less brain cells. Vegas is a sinful little zip code where what happens inside Clark Co. Nevada stays inside Clark County Nevada. And when you add a lethal dose of dry heat, sunshine […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Women are Crazy. Men are Idiots. The BedroomEven unconscious – men and women are different. Even when we are quiet, when our brain activity is slightly higher than lint, men and women exhibit signs of difference if not down right incompatibility. Men snore like lumberjacks and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An American Hero punching a scumbag in the face. Imagine Charles Lindbergh climbing out of the Spirit of St. Louis after flying solo across the Atlantic and some moron coming up to him and saying; “I don’t believe you just flew across the Atlantic. You are […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Thieves stealing 42,000 pounds of condiments. Can you imagine? 42,000 pounds? Ketchup and Mustard MIA! How much is 42,000 pounds of hot dog fixings? What would that even look like? Would it fill a swimming pool like some kind of spicy hot mustardy quick sand? Would […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A monkey with an AK – 47. It sounds like a punch line to a joke. Like how many chimps does it take to screw in a light bulb in a thatched hut? One! If he’s toting a fully automatic weapon with a full banana clip. My […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Making your own wedding ring. Really? Is this the key to matrimonial success? Are we Navajo Indians twisting sage brush into wedding bands? Are we South American Swamp People braiding river grass into a crown of wedlock? Nope!Trust me. If that formula were true, there would […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Women are Crazy. Men are Idiots : Cooking I know many of the great cooks in the world stand to pee. I know that many of the most famous chef’s on TV have names like emeril and Wolfgang and Chef Gordon Ramsey. I’m just not a […]